And there… under the sink… was something TOO HORRIBLE TO SHOW. I think it has a tentacle reaching to the other side of the… fridge? Washing machine?
I am confused.
Found by: LucyMidori
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NFSWednesay: I Will Happily Sign a Petition Banning This
Oct. 26, 2011
Sorry, but today is Wednesday and this is Not For Sale. Plus I really hope it’s all CGI and doesn’t actually exist.
Not to be all “What about the children,” but come now: what about the children? If my neighbors set up speakers blasting “I AM THE CLOWN WITH THE TEAR-AWAY FACE” over and over I would… would… well, to be honest I would probably anonymously report them to our city for I am a coward.
Right around 2:25 you can see a small child flee the house. Sensible kid.
For the Mongol Nomad on Your List
Oct. 19, 2011
So, for $75,000 you can get this yurt from Neiman Marcus – which sounds like a lot, right? But if you buy it they’ll make a $5,000 donation to The Breast Cancer Research Foundation.
Or you can get this yurt — which looks pretty dang swank — for $2,500…
… and you can donate $72,500 to charity yourself, thus getting you a yurt and a tax deduction. Win!
Loveliest comment, by Spike Page: You ‘could’ do the Nieman Marcus thing and buy your yurt already filled with all that crap..
…OR you could do the Mongul thing and loot, pillage and conquer until you’ve acquired all those things the old-fashioned (and fun) way.
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NFSWednesday: For My Cross-Eyed Comrades
Oct. 5, 2011
(Sorry, but today is Wednesday — this time I mean it — and this vertiginous staircase is not for sale.)
Even though there’s a good chance that Lovely Listing’s readership base is a bit older and dorkier than yer average Cheezburger site’s, I know there’s not all that many people who will understand this… but good Lord, this is exactly what the world looks like the first day of each new pair of bifocals. Don’t worry, your feet will adjust to the stairs within a few days.
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Don’t Forget to Tip the Monkey
Sep. 28, 2011
Wash your hands or Bobo will wash them for you.
(Sorry, no link. The monkey ate it.)
Loveliest comment, by Anodean: Nothing like thinking about all the filthy diseases monkeys carry to make you want to wash your hands…
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No Need to Stumble to the Bathroom, Pot Included
Aug. 30, 2011
Possible reasons for insomnia:
1. TV in bedroom
2. Ceiling fan creaks annoyingly
3. Crock-Pot set too high
Loveliest comment, by JMixx: Crikey! There’s a crock on me bed!
Found by: Katie
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NFSWednesday: Bridge Over the River Ai-yi-yi
Aug. 24, 2011
Proof that I have no artistic soul: my first thought on seeing this was “Get the DEET! Get the DEET! Oh, Lord, there aren’t enough mosquito coils in the world for me to spend time in this house.”
Found by: Unknown
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