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The Best Roof in Secesh

Nov. 3, 2011

funny real estate - The Best Roof in Secesh

It’s a frikkin’ roof, okay? And it’s still a roof. It’s just a slightly lower roof, which makes it easier to clean the gutters and retrieve Frisbees. You should be glad the roof is like this. You should pay extra.

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Hey Clams, Get Off My Lawn

Nov. 1, 2011

funny real estate - Hey Clams, Get Off My Lawn

Hate neighbors and hate yardwork? Have I got the house for you!

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It Eats off the High Shelves

Oct. 27, 2011

funny real estate - It Eats off the High Shelves

What a bargain! Usually you have to go to at least a 2,000-square-foot house in order to get a giraffearium.

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Moon Over Lopez Island

Oct. 24, 2011

funny real estate - Moon Over Lopez Island

Whaddya expect for a one million dollar house, indoor plumbing? Well, aren’t you fancy.

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No “National Geographic World” Posters of Bushbabies For You

Oct. 13, 2011

funny real estate - No National Geographic World Posters of Bushbabies For You

I do not love my children enough to paint this on their bedroom walls. But if I had $20 million to spend on a house, I could probably pay someone to love them for me.

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Does the Blood-Soaked Mattress Convey?

Oct. 11, 2011

funny real estate - Does the Blood-Soaked Mattress Convey?

On one hand, I could buy this with a credit card. On the other hand, it would take every penny I’ll ever earn to pay for my children’s’ therapy sessions if I make them live here.

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Calm Blue Studio

Oct. 7, 2011

funny real estate - Calm Blue Studio

Shhh.

Let’s all just relax and meditate on the peaceful blue nice studio for immediate occupancy.

Shhhh. Let your desire for more information about the apartment slip from your mind. All is one. It has a “Tub in the bathroom” and is in a “Great neighborhood.” We are all a tub in the bathroom and we all are in a great neighborhood. I am you. You are me. We are both a tub in the bathroom.

Breathe.

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