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Don’t Mind Me, I Swear I’m Not Watching

May. 26, 2011

funny real estate - Don't Mind Me, I Swear I'm Not Watching

That’s one mighty tall zebra. And one oddly placed window.

funny real estate - Don't Mind Me, I Swear I'm Not Watching

Loveliest comment, by Alison: Maybe the dead animals needed a home, and the kind rich people invited them to stay. Forever.

Found by: Erin

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Double-High

Jan. 25, 2011

funny real estate - Double-High

Sure, having a chimney vent right outside an upstairs window isn’t exactly standard. But just think how soundly you’ll sleep! Ah, sweet carbon monoxide, take me away on your odorless, colorless clouds… zzzzzzzzz

 

Loveliest comment, by Jim in the Sloop:  The only thing I can think of is how much the repairs required by the home inspection will total up to. From the pictures, I very seriously doubt there was a building permit for anything. However, the rather fetching turret (not seen on the first picture) does add a bit of Je ne sais quoi!

Found by: Ian S

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License To Sell

Mar. 18, 2010


Funny Real Estate - License To Sell

Included: washer, dryer, very tall brown-eyed 73-year-old man, dishwasher, oven. Yes, it’s a little odd he had his license in the listing, but look! What else is he going to do with it? There’s no fireplace to throw it on to.

(Modesty Chair‘s cousin, Privacy Chair, is doing this man a favor. The listing reveals all his details… just like this post reveals all my insanity.)

Found by: Lori

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But would you want your daughter to marry one?

Sep. 16, 2008

It’s against the law to discriminate on the basis of color when it comes to selling a house, you know. Even the bright yellow among us need places to live.

(Found by Valerie.)

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