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Not shown here, because we don’t yet have “Magnify. Rotate. Magnify. Print” technology: the contents of the drawer, which are being sold by the buyer of the bedroom set.
Found by: Ellen
Loveliest comment, by Beatdown: Note: Bedroom set does not include shadows.
I like this house, not in an “actually I think this is awesome” way, but in a “oh, I’d live there, that would be good, sure” way, and I don’t think I’m saying that just because I’ve been househunting for two years and I’m a wee bit sick of going to open houses with the booties and the hovering real-estate-agents and the awkwardness when you realize that the house you’re touring is probably cursed and you have to flee but you don’t want to offend anyone. So yeah, this house looks fine.
One problem: it’s in Alaska. Nothing against Alaska — some of my best friends etc — well, that isn’t actually true, but some people who I like a lot etc — sorry, I quit drinking tea a few days ago and I’m so very foggy-headed — anyway — problems with Alaska. Right. There are two.
1. It would be a hell of a commute for The Breadwinner, who works in Seattle, and
2. Downhill sledding is such an important part of Alaskan life that all houses come with indoor sled runs (seen above) where people practice year ’round, even in their brief, mosquito-riddled summers, and I just don’t know if I’m up for that.
Found by: Gillian
Whoops, too late.
At least this way it’s easier to stack. And stackablity is the most important quality in a home.
Found by: Patricia. “Too late” by ULTIMATE REALTY.
My God. Do you know how many Zoobas died to furnish this house? You savages. Savages! They’re endangered; please let them live. Think of it: when was the last time you saw a pair in the wild?
Found By: Teresa
Loveliest comment, by Seungmina: Be nice to the poor house, it has hopes and dreams. Dreams of one day being a bowling alley, or a chartered bus seat.
Another for the “Actually I think this is awesome” file. Not that I’d want to live there, because I take fully-functioning indoor plumbing very, very seriously. But look at this! It’s like something out of a Richard Scarry book! The water goes up the pump and then down the gutter into the toilet tank… at that point I’m not certain exactly what happens. If they have a septic system, wouldn’t they have bothered putting in a real line to the toilet? And if they don’t have a septic system, where does.. it all… go?
Found By: Linda L
Loveliest comment, by Lisa W, referring to the propane-bearing chair Magister Ludi found: If you look closely, you’ll see that is chair’s Alaskan cousin, made of sturdy timber found on the land. Alaskan Chair is used to working hard, braving the weather, and generating interest wherever he goes.
Kathleen found this house. Who wouldn’t want to spend a long winter here, all cozy and snug?
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