Sweet dreams, children. Don’t worry; nothing can get in through your window. In… or out.
Found by: Traci
Via: www.realtor.com
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The Nude Nook
Sep. 13, 2011
Excuse me, sir, but you seem to be leaking.
Found by: AK47
Via: www.trulia.com
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Jan. 10, 2011
It’s like a dream catcher, but without all the ickiness of cultural appropriation! Here’s how my family has filed their dreams for generations:
DRAWER 1: DREAMS ABOUT HAVING TO MAKE IMPOSSIBLE TRANSFERS ON THE NYC SUBWAY
DRAWER 2: DREAMS WHERE I CAN’T FIND A CLEAN & PRIVATE BATHROOM
DRAWER 3: DREAMS ABOUT BEES
DRAWER 4: DREAMS WHERE I HAVE ONLY FIVE MINUTES TO PACK UP ALL MY STUFF
My people are an anxious people.
Found by: me
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I Don’t Think My Cat Will Like it Here
Oct. 24, 2010
Please fog up please fog up please fog up
May. 31, 2010
Good morning! No, no, never mind me. You just go ahead and take a shower. Don’t let me disturb you. I’ll just be here with your towel when you’re ready…
Found by: Brett
Loveliest comment, by LMA: Now that the new rates on their ARM have gone into effect, the homeowners had to come up with additional sources of income. Hence the peep show and lap dances in the master bedroom.
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Because Jell-O molds are too trendy
May. 24, 2010
Which is scarier? Being outside, where the Spray Paint Bandit might paint you red, or inside, where the ceiling might bloop down onto your head?
Found by: Karla
Loveliest comment, by Amy: The two hats on the walls look like they’re trying to escape, or possibly trying to stage a sneak attack on the next person to use the bathroom.
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An Armed Realtor is a Polite Realtor
Feb. 24, 2010
You might be tempted to tickle that belly you can see reflected in the mirror. But don’t. Just don’t. I somehow get the feeling this is the house of a very, very serious person.
Found By: Kristin
Loveliest comment, by Kate: Hold on a sec, crazy armed intruder! I have to find the stepladder to uh, dust my knicknacks. Yeah, see how dusty it is up there?
Yup, doin’ some dusting. Just stay riiiiight where you are. In fact if you could close your eyes for a sec that would be really great.
I’m just gonna go in this closet… find that ladder… it’s in here somewhere! OK there it is. OK now I’m gonna come back reeeeal slow now… don’t open your eyes!!
Wait till I say “when”!!
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