
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
No one can sell a house to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse wants… a nice white fluffy bed.
Go right to the source and ask the horse
He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse.
He’s buying a house because of divorce.
He wants a fluffy bed.
People yakkity-yak the street and waste your time of day
But a horse will never speak unless he has something to say
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one’ll talk ’til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well listen to this: “I want a fluffy bed.”

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