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No “National Geographic World” Posters of Bushbabies For You

Oct. 13, 2011

funny real estate - No National Geographic World Posters of Bushbabies For You

I do not love my children enough to paint this on their bedroom walls. But if I had $20 million to spend on a house, I could probably pay someone to love them for me.

funny real estate - No National Geographic World Posters of Bushbabies For You

Found by: Teri

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The House of David

Oct. 3, 2011

funny real estate - The House of David

If one David replica is art, then 10 are 10-times art. How much more art can you take? Are you an… art wimp? Rar!

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Why Does a Horse Need Dressers?

Sep. 30, 2011

funny real estate - Why Does a Horse Need Dressers?

A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
No one can sell a house to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse wants… a nice white fluffy bed.

Go right to the source and ask the horse
He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse.
He’s buying a house because of divorce.
He wants a fluffy bed.

People yakkity-yak the street and waste your time of day
But a horse will never speak unless he has something to say

A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one’ll talk ’til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?

Well listen to this: “I want a fluffy bed.”

funny real estate - Why Does a Horse Need Dressers?

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A Sisyphean Effort to Get to Bed

Sep. 18, 2011

funny real estate - A Sisyphean Effort to Get to Bed

What if I’m goofy footed, huh? I’ll be stuck at the bottom of the stairs, clutching my stubbed toe, forever… but at least there’s reading material.

funny real estate - A Sisyphean Effort to Get to Bed

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Secret Identity: Revealed!

Sep. 16, 2011

funny real estate - Secret Identity: Revealed!

By day, I patrol Buckingham Palace.

At night I put on an elk head and run the streets, fighting crime, saving democracy, and eating pine needles.

funny real estate - Secret Identity: Revealed!

Found by: Unknown

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Adorable Little Spore

Aug. 29, 2011

funny real estate - Adorable Little Spore

Oh, that? That’s sort of like creeping damp, but, you know, cuter.

funny real estate - Adorable Little Spore

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ivysaysouch

Via: Zillow

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NFSWednesday: Does the Gleamed Cube Convey?

Aug. 3, 2011

funny real estate - NFSWednesday: Does the Gleamed Cube Convey?

Included: table, bench, chairs, sink, stove… and it’s all skate-upon-able!

More here. Sorry, but today is Wednesday and this house is Not For Sale (largely because it’s hell to get a mortgage on a prototype).

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