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Do the Disembodied Heads Convey?

How many times have you heard this from prospective buyers: “But, Mr. or Ms. Real Estate Agent, what I, a potential buyer, really want to know is this: Will this house hold a modest PEZ-dispenser collection?”
Yes. The answer is yes. This house will hold a modest PEZ-dispenser collection.
Via: www.trulia.com
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Nuclear Winter in Connecticut
By Not Sara, Sorry



Don’t mind the pink sky. It has nothing to do with the weakened global hydrological cycle or all the aerosol particles in the upper troposphere. We just have really pretty sunsets out here!!!
Found by: Hart

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Do You Ever Feel Like You Are Being Followed?
By Not Sara, Sorry

I like to imagine that this umbrella had a huge crush on the listing photographer and just kept following him around the house. “What do you think of my place? Not bad, huh? Yeah, but it was getting kinda lonely lounging around this big house all by myself. That’s why I’m moving out, getting a smaller place. Not too small, of course, there’s still room for company, but it will definitely be a bit… cozier. So, do you like Kenneth Anger…?”
Found by: Aaron

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Glory days, well, they'll pass you by…

Sometimes, when the sun is just so and there’s a chill in the air, the dryer sits by itself and reminisces about its former success. All those years of training — the early mornings, the late nights, the missed parties that the other appliances had — and now all the dryer has to show for it is this trophy.
But it was worth it. It was worth it.
Found by: Maria
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Imagine them tap dancing. *tippety tippety tippety*
You show people in listings, and I complain. You don’t show people in listings, and I complain again. Clearly this listing Liz found is an attempt at compromise, and I’m a jerk for not being satisfied. Pfft! Me.
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