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Hey Clams, Get Off My Lawn

Nov. 1, 2011

funny real estate - Hey Clams, Get Off My Lawn

Hate neighbors and hate yardwork? Have I got the house for you!

funny real estate - Hey Clams, Get Off My Lawn

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Do the Disembodied Heads Convey?

Oct. 2, 2011

funny real estate - Do the Disembodied Heads Convey?

How many times have you heard this from prospective buyers: “But, Mr. or Ms. Real Estate Agent, what I, a potential buyer, really want to know is this: Will this house hold a modest PEZ-dispenser collection?”

Yes. The answer is yes. This house will hold a modest PEZ-dispenser collection.

funny real estate - Do the Disembodied Heads Convey?

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There is No Escape

Apr. 25, 2011

funny real estate - There is No Escape

Included: stove, microwave, washer, side-by-side dual solar-powered clothes dryers.

Found by: Stacy

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Nuclear Winter in Connecticut

Nov. 8, 2010

By Not Sara, Sorry

funny real estate - Nuclear Winter in Connecticut
funny real estate - Nuclear Winter in Connecticut
funny real estate - Nuclear Winter in Connecticut

Don’t mind the pink sky. It has nothing to do with the weakened global hydrological cycle or all the aerosol particles in the upper troposphere. We just have really pretty sunsets out here!!!

Found by: Hart
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Do You Ever Feel Like You Are Being Followed?

Nov. 5, 2010

By Not Sara, Sorry

funny real estate - Do You Ever Feel Like You Are Being Followed?

I like to imagine that this umbrella had a huge crush on the listing photographer and just kept following him around the house. “What do you think of my place? Not bad, huh? Yeah, but it was getting kinda lonely lounging around this big house all by myself. That’s why I’m moving out, getting a smaller place. Not too small, of course, there’s still room for company, but it will definitely be a bit… cozier. So, do you like Kenneth Anger…?”

Found by: Aaron
funny real estate - Do You Ever Feel Like You Are Being Followed?

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Glory days, well, they'll pass you by…

Jan. 25, 2010

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Sometimes, when the sun is just so and there’s a chill in the air, the dryer sits by itself and reminisces about its former success. All those years of training — the early  mornings, the late nights, the missed parties that the other appliances had — and now all the dryer has to show for it is this trophy.

But it was worth it. It was worth it.

Found by: Maria

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Imagine them tap dancing. *tippety tippety tippety*

Aug. 3, 2009

You show people in listings, and I complain. You don’t show people in listings, and I complain again. Clearly this listing Liz found is an attempt at compromise, and I’m a jerk for not being satisfied. Pfft! Me.

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