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NFSWednesday: Rec Room of the Line

Jun. 8, 2011

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funny real estate - NFSWednesday: Rec Room of the Line

Sorry, but today is Wednesday and this home theater / gunroom is Not For Sale. Not for sale, you say… so… you’ll just have to board the Palm Beach, Fla. home yourself and claim it as your own. Arrr! To the gunwales! Hoist the Jolly Chair! No mercy! I’ll take my popcorn with miso butter! Take what you can! There be gold in those end tables!

Found by: Unknown

Via: www.geekologie.com

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NFSW NFSWednesday

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Rugs on the Move

Aug. 20, 2010

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funny real estate - Do They Also Have a Toupee Collection?

Cold after their bath, the rugs crept through the house to huddle by the fireplace…

…where, sadly, they realized their lack of opposable thumbs (and highly flammable nature) made it impossible for them to light it. Who will help?

This $150,000 house in Florida was found by: Aliza

Loveliest comment, by mudslicker: All I’ve got to say about this is: Stain! Stain! Stain! Stain! Stain! Stain! Stain! Stain! Stain! Stain!

There, that’s MUCH better!*

*this may not necessarily be true

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Double Wide, Triple Grandpa

Aug. 17, 2010

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Sir: please switch your iPhone to its back camera. Thank you.
Found by: Sue

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Chairturday! Chair is outside because there’s no room inside

Aug. 14, 2010

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funny real estate - Chair Welcomes You to His Pad

What’s that, Chair?
funny real estate - Chair Welcomes You to His Pad

There’s something you want us to see inside? Well, okay, if you feel that strongly about it… Oooh! Look!

just a minute, please, I'm in the bath

MULTI-SINK! Which goes a long way towards explaining how a 1,094 square foot house can have three bedrooms and a bathroom: they all just kind of ooooch together. Or maybe the toilet and the bathroom sink are just socializing in the kitchen, but will be returning to their own room any minute now.
Found by: Nina

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that's not a bathroom

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Where’d they go?

Aug. 8, 2010

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funny real estate - Remember to Pray Before Crawling Into the Camo Bunker

Eeeek! The room has no walls! It just… ends. Invisibly.

Spooooky.
Found by: Jill

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$75M DIY

Jul. 16, 2010

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I’ll buy it and leave it just like this. I’ve always found drywall and finished floors to be a little pretentious, n’est-ce pas?
Found by: Memphis Belle

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Creeping Black Death

Jul. 15, 2010

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Here’s a question for you. Is the moist stain on its way in to the house — or on its way out?

Found by: Jerusha

Loveliest comment, by bryn: Eeeee, proof of spontaneous human combustion! Obviously someone moved the single remaining shoe (there always seems to be a totally unsinged shoe left behind) before taking the photo, but still

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