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I Can’t Imagine Why Anyone Would be Tempted to Whine

Oct. 15, 2010

whine whine whine

“No whiners” says this rather aggressive listing. And why would you whine? The house — well, not a house so much, more of a “tent type structure” — comes with “canvas walls, carpet floors, windows… bed, couch, desk, t.v., etc.” That’s all I need! Oh wait, how about a shower. I could use a shower… let’s check… oh, that’s covered. It has a shower. True, it’s outside, in your landlord’s backyard, but I’m sure that wouldn’t bother you at all. You’re not a whiner, are you? Only a whiner would complain about that, and the listing has already made the position on whiners very clear.

Found by Angie. This Hawaiian paradise is yours for $375 a… well, it doesn’t say, but I’m hoping it’s per month.

Loveliest comment, by She’sonetomock: Well thank goodness the owner had sense to put a potted plant inside… otherwise you might have to call it “roughing it.”

And then there would be whining.

 

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Needs *Some* Work

Sep. 21, 2010

funny real estate - Needs *Some* Work

Opening Line – Needs Some Work

Joke Wherein I Deliberately Misunderstand What I’m Looking At – Needs Some Work

Wry Closing – Needs Some Work

Found by: Liz

Loveliest comment, by Beatdown: Witty Comment – Needs Some Work

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Sweetheart Cottage

Apr. 26, 2010

Funny Real Estate - Sweet Heart Cottage
Funny Real Estate - Sweet Heart Cottage

Funny Real Estate - Sweet Heart Cottage

This house would definitely be on my “actually I think this is awesome” list, if it weren’t for the wee problem of the doors being placed at random heights on the walls. I’m picky that way.
Found by: Jen

Loveliest comment, by GinGin: “The “Sweetheart Cottage” is a brand new custom home nestled in an enchanted forest with singing frogs”

Hello my baby, Hello my honey, Hello my ragtime gal…

Funny Real Estate - Sweet Heart Cottage

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Previous Resident Was An Axe Murderer

Jan. 13, 2010

Funny Real Estate Listing - Previous Resident Was An Axe Murderer

Funny Real Estate Listing - Previous Resident Was An Axe Murderer

Stupid ugh mosquitoes wham hold still so I can chunk get you splat Ahhhhh.

Found By: Tara

Loveliest comment, by Land of shimp: What were they looking for, the telltale heart?

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"Buy Right Now! Sexy! High Rents!"

Jul. 28, 2009

It’s the first Hawaiian loveliness, found by Allon! And it finds me deeply confused. I’ve never been to Hawaii, so I don’t know… but is this normal? Like, the same way that people in other states have dog houses, Hawaiians have small-scale pig farms?

I’m presuming pig farms are standard, because there’s no explicit mention of it in the listing… and it does seem like something you might want to point out. It goes a bit beyond the “Oh, I thought you knew the pool table wasn’t included” homebuying confusion I’m used to.

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