
“No whiners” says this rather aggressive listing. And why would you whine? The house — well, not a house so much, more of a “tent type structure” — comes with “canvas walls, carpet floors, windows… bed, couch, desk, t.v., etc.” That’s all I need! Oh wait, how about a shower. I could use a shower… let’s check… oh, that’s covered. It has a shower. True, it’s outside, in your landlord’s backyard, but I’m sure that wouldn’t bother you at all. You’re not a whiner, are you? Only a whiner would complain about that, and the listing has already made the position on whiners very clear.
Found by Angie. This Hawaiian paradise is yours for $375 a… well, it doesn’t say, but I’m hoping it’s per month.
Loveliest comment, by She’sonetomock: Well thank goodness the owner had sense to put a potted plant inside… otherwise you might have to call it “roughing it.”
And then there would be whining.
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