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The Best Roof in Secesh

Nov. 3, 2011

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It’s a frikkin’ roof, okay? And it’s still a roof. It’s just a slightly lower roof, which makes it easier to clean the gutters and retrieve Frisbees. You should be glad the roof is like this. You should pay extra.

funny real estate - The Best Roof in Secesh

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Family Portrait

Feb. 4, 2011

Aww, the generations are gathering together at their retreat in Idaho. Wood-burning Stove is showing Propane Stove how WBS likes to arrange supplies; Electric Coffee Pot is talking shop with Campfire Coffee Pot.

Not shown in this photo: Indoor Toilet, who has taken a stroll out to shoot the… er… pass the time with Outhouse.

Found by: me

Loveliest comment, by mudslicker: I like this one better. “The retreat can house a nice B&B business up until crash time.” *whiskey tango foxtrot* Nothing says “big bummer” to your bed and breakfast like the Apocalypse.

 

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Castle Stairpool!

Sep. 23, 2010

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One one hand, climbing up all those stairs to go to my turret bedroom would be annoying. On the other hand, every morning I could start the day diving down the staircase into a plunge pool. I’ll take it!

Found by: Sandra. This castle is in the Principality of Idaho and will set you back a cool two and a half mil.

Loveliest comment, by Erin: Wow. Now I just need to find $2.5 million. By the power of Stairpool!

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Putting the Neigh in Neighbor

Sep. 1, 2010

Mais non! you say. Surely this clipping, as seen on Fail Blog, is not really from a listing. And I can see why you might think that… but in a world where this made it to the MLS, anything is possible.

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Yes We Can

Aug. 27, 2010

Yes we can

Welcome to our new quiz: Hipster or Survivalist? It beats me; everyone’s making pickles. The not-at-all-artisanal bread makes me suspect there are a lot of leftover Y2K rations under the beds, but I’m so very out of touch with what the young people are doing these days.

This 30-acre farm in Idaho was found by me. It’ll set you back $185,000, a price that makes me cry.

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Can I Install a Toll Booth?

Jul. 23, 2010

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So you’re looking for a house in Plummer, Idaho? Have I got a deal for you! This “single family” home, as per the listing, is a roomy 42,000 square feet. And check out those high ceilings! $200,000 seems a bit steep for northern Idaho, but you’ll save on air conditioning — this house stays cool all summer long — and you won’t have to budget a single penny for curtains. Make Plummer your new home today!
Found by: Lori
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OMG, Knock First!

Sep. 15, 2009

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Furries jokes are overdone, aren’t they? So… um… something something mating in captivity something something on the Internet nobody knows you’re a dog in a panda costume something something Amazon Fresh now delivering bamboo to our ZIP code something something Honey, I’m just going to put “It’s complicated” for my status.

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