Lovely Listing

Make your friends' day! Share this!

Archive for the 'Illinois' Category

The Recliner Room is Luxurious

Oct. 4, 2011

funny real estate - The Recliner Room is Luxurious

Living, as I do, with two chairs, both of which are Poaaangs!, I have no idea what I would do if I were faced with a recliner room like this. How do you choose? Do you sit in the chair that best matches your complexion? Are there rules about what can be done in which chair? Are the red chairs reserved for parties of two? Is the ruched black chair so full of potato-chip crumbs that it crunches when one sits in it?

funny real estate - The Recliner Room is Luxurious

Found by: Lynelle

Incorrect source or offensive?

» See all 15 comments

  • Share on Facebook
  • Copy & paste this:

It’s All About Changing Your Perspective

Apr. 24, 2011

funny real estate - It's All About Changing Your Perspective

So does this count as one room or two when you’re writing the listing?

Found by: Lynelle

Incorrect source or offensive?

» See all 10 comments

  • Share on Facebook
  • Copy & paste this:

Chairtuday: Boo!

Oct. 30, 2010

funny real estate - Chair Has a Ghost Themed Party

Happy Halloween!

Fond regards,

Chair

Found by :Rebekah
funny real estate - Chair Has a Ghost Themed Party

Incorrect source or offensive?

» See all 8 comments

  • Share on Facebook
  • Copy & paste this:

Unusual design choice

Dec. 31, 2009

Funny-Real Estate-Photo-SeizureInducing

Can you believe it? What a freakish thing to do to a bathroom. I can’t believe they thought they could get away with… putting the toilet paper holder all the way over there.

Loveliest comment, by Les: Moral of the story: Just because someone designs and manufactures something doesn’t mean you have to buy it and use it.

Found By: Susan C

Funny-Real Estate-Photo-UglyBathroomIsUgly

Incorrect source or offensive?

» See all 53 comments

  • Share on Facebook
  • Copy & paste this:

The chimney was narrower than he thought

Dec. 28, 2009

Funny Real Estate Listing - Seems Safe

Ah, Christmas is over. Time to take down the tree, lug the boxes out to the recycling bin, maybe light a fire and relax… by the way, has anyone seen Santa? Santa?

Uh-oh. This is bad. Put the children to bed, quick.

Found By: Larissa

Screen

Incorrect source or offensive?

» See all 7 comments

  • Share on Facebook
  • Copy & paste this:

You know it's art because the ladies are nekkid

Dec. 24, 2009

nekkid-knight-Modesty

nekkid-butterfly-Modesty

Modesty Chair! Once again, paging Modesty Chair! Your services are required in Illinois! Please report to Chicago, Modesty Chair!

Those of you with no shame can click on the Modest versions to see the nekkid ladies. And the nekkid butterfly. At this point you should be asking yourself, “Do I want to see a naked butterfly?” Only you can answer this question. Or rather only you should answer this question, but this real estate agent has decided that yes, hoo boy, you really want to see a naked butterfly.

Found by: Elizabeth

Screen shot 2009-12-22 at 1.28.05 PM

Need more Chair?

Incorrect source or offensive?

» See all 24 comments

  • Share on Facebook
  • Copy & paste this:

"cats are OK – purrr" has never been less appropriate

Jul. 30, 2009

Funny-Real Estate-Photo

What? Nothing wrong here.

174133_IMG_2039

Nope, just an apartment.

174134_IMG_2043

Ho hum…

005852_alf

AAAAHHHHH WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

For disbelievers: really. Here it is. I’ve recently had a few people express disbelief that some of these photos are really from listings. But they are, they really truly are, and that’s what makes the world such a wonderful place. Sometimes the listing has been taken down or changed by the time I get it posted, but the photos I use are all snagged — by me — from actual real estate listings. Cross my heart.

(Jake sent this to You Suck at Craigslist, who thoughtfully passed it along to me.)

Incorrect source or offensive?

» See all 23 comments

  • Share on Facebook
  • Copy & paste this:

Newsletter Sign-up