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Is that a dead goldfish setting the tone? Why, yes. I believe it is.

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Immaculate

Jul. 18, 2008

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Someone, buy this house! You know that anyone who would use this many plastic slipcovers is selling a spotless home.

I once saw a living room set in a thrift store, still with the plastic slipcovers. The owner had lived with the plastic covers for years, sweating away each summer, rustling away each winter — and never, ever took the covers off. They were always being saved for… for what?

Don’t be like that person.

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Hi… er… don't let us bother you…

Jul. 17, 2008

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We’ll find our own way out. Sorry!

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Good… doggy?

Jul. 17, 2008

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Please please please tell me the person isn’t included.

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At least the lid is down.

Jul. 17, 2008

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Eric found this delightful house. There’s so much that’s wrong here — the photo itself, the door (wall?) blocking the way, the walls which are… um… melting?

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Hop hop hop smash

Jul. 15, 2008

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I would be unable to resist playing Don’t Let Your Feet Touch The Burning-Hot Lava if I visited this house. And then I would be kicked out, because — and I’m good at reading subtle signs like this — I have a feeling that the owners aren’t really “Go ahead and roughhouse, kids!” people.

Thanks, Maura.