Found by: Veronica
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Happy New Year! Chair’s green cousin is shaking off last night’s excesses with a Polar Bear Plunge. Go, Cousin Chair, go! Turn around! Jump in! Hurray!
Loveliest comment, by Jano: Oh, I hope Chair is using the buddy system before taking that plunge. We don’t want to end up calling the chairamedics for a water rescue!
Via: Rural Indiana

Sleep in the bathroom! Bathe in the sleeproom! It’s all good.
Found by: kmarie
Loveliest comment, by LMA: I guess this is just an extension of the whole “open floor plan” craze — this house has an “eat-in kitchen” and a “bathe-in bedroom.” Soon to follow will be the “park-in living room” the “toilet-in media room” and the “home office-in nursery.” Before you know it, we’ll be back to the medieval model of having one big room, no partitions, serving as kitchen, parlor, bedroom, stable and chicken house. Trend-setters will be sniffing their noses at the idea of walls and privacy. The “New Housewives of Las Vegas” (or where ever) will be dissing one another behind their backs about how one of them is so impoverished they don’t butcher their pheasants right next to the bed and how shocked they were when a husband excused himself to use the toilet instead of pulling out a chamber pot right there at the table! Quel declasse!

I’d love to say something about a certain Tiger hiding, avoiding the media, just peeping in to see what’s on TV (or on the other TV), but I’m afraid of being sued. Rar!
Actually I’m not afraid of being sued, but I have absolutely no references at all when it comes to golf and I’m taking the lazy way out. Something something club? Something something wood? Something something match play? Something something downhill lie?
Found By: Anon

Brilliant! You get one fan turning counterclockwise to create cool air over by the closet; another fan turning clockwise by the stairs to form a warm front moving in; and voila! An interior tornado, just right for pulling stubborn dirt and stains out of your rug!
I’m not sure what the third fan is for — that seems a little silly. Plus I’m unsure about the purpose of the dwarf mine elevator.
But oooh! While looking up mine elevators to see if they had some fancy name I could casually slip in (MERLONS!), I found this amazing page. Check out these illustrations! I wonder if the Mine Safety and Health Administration would mind if I took a few? I’m sure they wouldn’t. They seem like a lighthearted bunch.

this can’t be good
not sure what the problem is here

whee I can fly wheee
OK, this has absolutely nothing to do with real estate. Sorry. Maybe I need to do spin-off blog of illustrations from official U.S. Department of Labor publications. Your tax dollars at work, Mr. and Mrs. America!
Found By: Karen H
Loveliest comment, by Isis: So why is the mine elevator filled with fortune cookies?