“So, you think all us Southerners are ‘colorful’ characters, do you? That just because I live in Baton Rouge I’m going to be all exciting and entertaining and vibrant?  Ha! Take that! Authentic beige at every turn, that’s what I say. Now run along; I have some masquerade masks to de-glitter.”

Bah! Short-sighted people. No imagination. Just one step further and you’d really have something worth bragging about. Here, let me dust off my excellent Photoshop skills and show you what a real visionary would do:

(I use a watermark to stop people from trying to pass my work off as theirs.)

Found by: Pups

Found by:

Pups

Via: www.louisianasportsman.com

“This house is gone” says the listing. Just… gone. We don’t like to ask questions. It seems nosy.

Some people might think that if you’re trying to sell a house, you should have more than one photo in the listing. Some people also think that if you insist on going with just one photo, you should put the fire out before pulling out the camera. But those people are wrong.

No, wait. I mean right. Those people are right.

(Chair has rushed to do what Chair can, but some things are beyond Chair — after throwing a damp rag over the mailbox to save it from any spreading flames, Chair gave up and told Chair’s friends to save themselves.)

Found by: Melinda

Loveliest comments:
robyn: Both of the Chairs look like they’ve got some special ornamentation on the back of then–could they perhaps be cajun French Chairs?

Steven: No. That’s “boss with big bonuses and a house in a gated community” chair that employs chair, who reluctantly came with his wife to chair’s impromptu non-work related company BBQ at chair’s house to show that he isn’t always an anal, angry guy. They’re feeling quite uncomfortable now since the blue-collar clique stays tightly knitted beside the smoker, creating a social circle with little room for boss chair to get a word in without feeling awkward about his statement.

(This invasion of privacy was found by househunter Casie.)