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A Place for Everything and Everything all over the Place

Nov. 25, 2010

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funny real estate - Kozy Killer Kabin

It’s so tricky, trying to declutter one’s kitchen. I like the idea — maybe it’s Alton Brown’s? Maybe I just made it up? I think I’ll claim it — of putting a little piece of masking tape on EVERYTHING, removing the tape bits when you use the items, and then a few months later anything with tape still on it gets donated.

But what do you do with those once-a-year items, like the potato ricer or the popsicle molds? Or the pitchfork? Or the bow saw? Or the auger? Or any other combination cooking /logging tool you own?

Found by: Steffi

Loveliest comment, by Stuart: Not pictured:
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Chairturday! Chair by the Hour

May. 15, 2010

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Funny Real Estate - Chairs By The Hour
Funny Real Estate - Chairs By The Hour

Oh, Chair. You’ve fallen so far. Please, come home — all is forgiven.

Found by: Callie

Loveliest comment, by Nana:  I can’t help noticing that, in the “night before” pic, Chair and Chair are sitting nervously together contemplating the hotel bed. In the second “morning after” pic (bed clearly *ahem* used), the two are still equally ill at ease, but ONE of them has acquired a little bundle. Of joy???
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We Can't Live Here, This Is Bear Country

Nov. 3, 2009

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Funny-Real Estate-Photo-Praying Raccoon

Dear Reader,

You can help a raccoon in distress. Or you can turn the page.

For just pennies a day, you can provide a raccoon with a hardhat, a Kevlar vest, and pepper spray — the minimum of tools needed for an animal living in such perilous surroundings.

Won’t you give now? Please donate to the Help Me Oh My God Please Help Me I’m a Raccoon and I’m Surrounded by Bears Fund.

Our masked friends thank you.

Found By: Christina P

Loveliest comment, by JMixx:
Muhuhahahahaha! *twirls mustache menacingly*

I didn’t even kill and stuff my trophy! I have a CAPTIVE, LIVE philodendron in my den, staring longingly out the window at his wild brethren! Meanwhile, the Ficus paces restlessly in the dining room…

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They're trying to gnaw their way to freedom

Oct. 31, 2009

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Avert your eyes from the real estate agent’s gaze! Do not look upon the agent’s glorious visage! Cower, puny ones, cower!

Found By: Kimberly L

Loveliest comment, by Denita TwoDragons, is a long one…

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Can Withstand Hurricanes And Tornados But Not Plasma Weapons

Oct. 30, 2009

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Run! It’s Gigantor, emerging from the Earth! Um… and looking for his nose. OK, maybe it’s Optimus Prime. Still, whichever giant robot it is, would you want to stick around?

(“Energy efficient dome house able to withstand hurricanes and tornados,” sez the ever-so-helpful real estate agent. Because when you live in Maine, those are biiiiig concerns.)

Found By: Kimberly L

Loveliest comment, by s2: Thats just all painters tape. They don’t want to get any paint on the rest of the house when they paint the garage door.

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For that homey "storage locker" feeling

Aug. 14, 2008

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This fixer looks like it could be quite nice — but the seller seems to be going out of his way to show off its less desirable qualities. Unless, of course, these are actually the desirable qualities…

Found by Molly.

P.S. Why does this crack me up? “Centrally located and a 5 minute walk to the Town Marina, Library, K-12 school, Grocery store, gas station, Post Office and Canada.”

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Just one or two things left to do

Aug. 7, 2008

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“The property does need some aesthetic work but almost all major stuff has been done by us. All it needs a is a roof leak fixed, Some paint and drywall, And ceiling tiles put in. Other then that it is pretty much perfect.”

Oh… I can’t stop quoting. Hold on: “And remember cash talks, bullshit walks. I am more then willing to be reasonable, but waste My time and I’ll waste yours… The only reason We are selling it is to get out of Maine, Call us crazy but We prefer a good state.”

Found by M Wms.

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