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The eco-terrorists have won.
(Do people say “eco-terrorist” any more, or am I dating myself? Sangamon Taylor? No compromise in defense of Mother Earth? Monkeywrenching? Anyone? Anyone?)
Via: www.redfin.com
This isn’t real. Is it? No. It can’t be. I mean, sure, I just saw it on craigslist with my very own eyes, but it’s not real. No.
If it were real I would feel bad, because I have a “no hoarders” policy (which is imperfectly applied, I admit). It isn’t.
I can’t hear you. LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU oh wait this is a visual medium for most of us I CAN’T SEE YOU I’M TURNING THE “BRIGHTNESS” WAY DOWN HA HA HA I CAN’T SEE YOU GOOD THING I KNOW HOW TO TOUCH TYPE oh hell I don’t know where the various “Publish” etc buttons are. This is worse than when I set my computer’s default language to Japanese and then couldn’t figure out how to set it back.
Brightness: on.
Reality: deny.
Found by: anonymous
Found by: Unknown
Via: Craigslist.com
Included: washer, dryer, Mary Tyler Moore and Steve Buscemi pointing through your window. Perhaps the current owner stole Mary and Steve’s furnishings and they’re trying to spot them. “Look, there’s your lamp, and isn’t that my sofa over there?”
Found by: nessa4761
We’re rich! Rich!
With a pound turquoise going for hundreds of dollars, all we have to do is buy this house, mine the counters, appliances, and furniture, sell the turquoise, and then it’s Easy Street for us! Send your initial investment to me and I’ll get right on it. Cash or box tops to Lovely Listing.
Rich, I tell you, rich!
Loveliest comment, by Neil R: I’m waiting for the HGTV house makeover shows to start breaking up granite declaring it “so turn of the century”
Found by: Ms. Milli
Via: realtor.com MLS ID PG7513919
By: Not Sara, Sorry
Levels are for losers, just put those anywhere. Let’s hope the buyers are short and never cook.
Found by: Rh
“Must see the duck legs in the ceiling,” pleads the listing. Please see the duck legs. Don’t let me be the only one seeing the duck legs. You see them too, right? Right?
Found by: Giselle
Loveliest comment, by Anodean: I’ve looked at ducks from both sides now
From up and down, and still somehow
It’s life’s illusions I recall
I really don’t like inter-dimensional manifestations of alternate realities
…at all.
Found by: Giselle
Via: www.redfin.com
Hmmm. I like what the real estate agent has done, there, adding in a Mustang as an aspirational touch (even though I’m not sure how you hop it up over the plants to park it). But why aim so low? Mustangs are nice and all — although I’m more of a Pinto gal myself — but I think we could park something a little more exciting there. Here, let me assist you with my excellent Photoshop skills:
Now that’s a lifestyle I can hope for.
Found by: Mick
Loveliest comment, by Steven: Oh, Hi new neighbors! Yeah, I just moved here from Cape Canaveral. Oh, the shuttle? Yeah, it’s mine. 2011 model. It’s a hybrid! You know, just doing what I can for the environment. :3
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