…And an altar is just one of this item’s many uses around the house! Christening pool, swingin’ hot tub, ironing board, dining table: the potential is endless.

Found by:

WingedBook

Via: www.realtor.com

Know what’s disturbing? When you’re peacefully poking around random real estate listings, as is your hobby, and you unexpectedly find your old house is for sale.

None of the photos are of the apartment I lived in, which one hopes has been cleaned since then — Lord knows it wasn’t while I lived there. But behold the massive driveway, where a neighbor told me I “parked like an a**hole.” Marvel at the balconies where the BU rugby team held keggers. All this glory could be yours!

Found by: me. Now excuse me, but I’m going to look up every one of the 20+ houses I’ve lived in.

Loveliest comment, by Jim-Bob: I personally know the owner of every house I have lived in since I moved out of my parent’s house 15 years ago. That’s because it’s the only place I have lived. I bought it for $40,000 when I was 22 and have never left. It makes thing easier when you don’t have to move all of the parts from the 5 cars I have in various states of disassembly. The house is sadly a project too but I live alone and I don’t take up much space so I see no point in living elsewhere. As long as I can deliver pizza, study subjects like nuclear physics and Austrian economics and work on building the ultimate Geo Metro I’m fine.

Found by:

Illegible

Modern art? Surrealist hallway? Ohhhhhh you don’t know how to rotate your photos. Damn, and here I thought this house might be a tribute to “Labyrinth.”

What time is it? Is it Summer yet? What’s behind those accordion doors, possibly a window? No, just another reminder of the horrors of subterranean living.

Found by: Rebecca

And here we see the childhood home of the Hanson brothers. Give them room, fans, give them room!

Loveliest comment, which makes sense in context sorta, by tuulikki: We’ve been flim flammed about Flin Flon!

At night tiny fairies ride their bubble elevators down into your bathtub, then scatter throughout your house. Don’t worry; they’ll be gone before you get up. Probably. You might want to shake out your boots before you put them on.

Found by: Tuulikki. Happy Not For Sale Wednesday!

Loveliest comment, by Stuart: Faucet by Kohler. Decor by Galinda.

Look, I love scary Victorian robots as much as the next hot-blooded American, but perhaps turning this entire home into a Tim Burton-reimagines-The-Industrial-Revolution set piece was a touch heavy-handed? Or can we at least not have the robot with the telescope? It’s my own house and I’m not always decent. And must I always use the cash register to buy my Kashi each morning?

Source: Apartment Therapy Sorry, but it is Not For Sale.

Loveliest comment, by widogmom, Does this apartment have SteamPunk Heat?

Here we see the upstairs and downstairs kitchens in this two-family house. Sadly each resident never saw the other resident’s kitchen, and never realized their soulmate was living just a flight of stairs away.

So tragic. So very, very tragic.

Found By: Kelcey

Loveliest comment, by evildave: OMFG. So is this lack of shelf/storage, or is this decoration ‘taste’? Because they all look… empty.

This looks like a breathalyzer at a gaming convention – a way to keep score.

Aww, look! Another happy Countrywide customer, so pleased with their experience that they wrote them a thank you letter.

Note to furriners: Countrywide is pretty much the evilest villain in the American financial crisis. It has the twirliest moustache, the creepiest hunch, the darkest eyebrows. Booo! Hiss!

Found by: SC

Finally! A place for Chair’s leggy cousins to play basketball and practice their dribbling! And their dribbling, too!

Found by: Joey. The original listing is gone, but click on the screenshot for bonus “Two million bucks and they couldn’t clean the pool?” photos.

Loveliest comment, by Jusitn: In the description, it lists the pool as “Breathtaking.” I guess that’s their way of acknowledging the flesh-eating bacteria that are living in it.