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Take me to your weeder

Aug. 30, 2008

Look out! The house is being attacked by small green aliens! Everybody run for your lives!

(Found by Amanda)

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Babyfoot!

Aug. 28, 2008


Josh sent me this listing, because of the condition of the house. Yeah, sure, there’s a photo that shows nothing but a crammed closet. And yes, the bathroom is astoundingly cluttered and it would’ve only taken three seconds to clear the counter and take a good photo.

But I forgive them everything, because they have had the excellent idea to put a foosball table in the kitchen. I shall copy them. I’ll have to toss my table away to make room, but I don’t care. Foosball! In the kitchen! Brilliant!

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Ohhhhhhh…

Aug. 15, 2008


Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

THIS HOUSE FOR SALE
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
THIS HOUSE FOR SALE
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(I don't want to swim in) Chelsea

Jul. 25, 2008

“Pool? Vortex?” asks househunter Amanda. Me, I’m just surprised that you can still get film for Polaroid Square Shooters.

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Rented a tent, a tent, a tent

Jul. 22, 2008

Amanda found this interesting bit of home decorating. I’m sure there are good reasons for setting up a tent inside your house. Like… um… you have kids who are having a slumber party and are pretending to be camping. Or you’re sealing the seams and just don’t care about that whole “well-ventilated room” thing.

I’m not sure there are good reasons for having the set-up tent included in the listing when you try to sell your house.

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If your pants are over there… what are you wearing?

May. 6, 2008

Ten seconds. That’s how long it takes to pull the sheets up. You’re not even trying, are you?

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