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What a Lovely Gentle Sink Scrubber

Jun. 17, 2011

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That’s the problem with those drain hair-catchers. While it’s great that the hair isn’t going to clog the pipes, you’ve got to clean out the clump of hair before it gets really huge. And sentient. And adorable.

funny real estate - What a Lovely Gentle Sink Scrubber

Loveliest comment, by Rockledge: I like how the listing says it has a “mature yard.” What does it mean if you have an immature yard? It jeers at your choice of lawn furniture and tries to hit on your teenager? Leaves beer cans lying around and refuses to get a job? Asks to borrow the keys and doesn’t refill the gas tank?

Found by: Joan

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Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner

May. 24, 2011

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Nobody puts Baby in a corner…because the corner is already occupied. Now I get it. I can cross that off my list of literary and/or cinematic references that always confused me:

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Onward!


funny real estate - Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner

Loveliest comment, by Pumpkin: I think that “Shall I part my hair behind?” was so he could cover up going bald around all the fair young ladies. At least that was the consensus in my 12th grade English class. On topic: Everything I know about staging a house for sale says to clean up your messy shelf, take down the goofy mid 90s picture of you and your friends, and remove the hand drawn portrait of Swayze.

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Come My Child, Come Inside and Sleeeeep…

Jan. 28, 2011

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My kitchen has bedroom eyes.

 

Found by: Miranda

Loveliest comment, by mudslicker:  This house has a look that makes me want to put it on my shoulder and burp it.

Found by: Miranda

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Custom Sailor Beds

Dec. 30, 2010

By: Not Sara, Sorry

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I have a vision of a room for orangutans who want nothing more than to sail the seas. Can you make that happen?

Found by: Robin
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Thanks For the Helpful Aerial View!

Nov. 21, 2010

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funny real estate - Thanks For the Helpful Aerial View!

Man, I love living in the future. Who knew life in a Standord torus could be so relaxing and suburban? Here, let’s zoom out a little further in Google Street View to get a feel for the neighborhood:

I’ll take it!

Found by: Hilary. Original torus by Don Davis.

Loveliest comment, by JMixx: No! NO!!!! I REFUSE to live in a habitat that is hurtling through space, subsisting on energy provided by a nearby star! Wait…

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I Loved Seeing the Space, But the Broker Was a Bit Icy

Oct. 11, 2010

By Kim Michelle

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Sure, there’s only one photo, but it’s a convenient location and it’s only $200 a month. I mean what are you really waiting for? Winter homes like this don’t just build themselves! Oh wait, they do?

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Observe.

Jun. 15, 2010

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So, the neighbors have a new shed. Eh. No biggie.

funny real estate - Observatory

What’s that? It has a retractable roof? Is this actually the Mariners’ bullpen?

funny real estate - Observatory

AHHHH! IT’S A LASER GUN! THE NEIGHBORS GOT A LASER GUN! EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! I’M SO SORRY I ASKED YOU TO BUY FUNDRAISING COOKIE DOUGH I WON’T DO IT AGAIN PLEASE DON’T SHOOT ME AAAAAHHHHHH

*pew pew pew*

Found by: Metz

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