That’s the problem with those drain hair-catchers. While it’s great that the hair isn’t going to clog the pipes, you’ve got to clean out the clump of hair before it gets really huge. And sentient. And adorable.

Loveliest comment, by Rockledge: I like how the listing says it has a “mature yard.” What does it mean if you have an immature yard? It jeers at your choice of lawn furniture and tries to hit on your teenager? Leaves beer cans lying around and refuses to get a job? Asks to borrow the keys and doesn’t refill the gas tank?

Nobody puts Baby in a corner…because the corner is already occupied. Now I get it. I can cross that off my list of literary and/or cinematic references that always confused me:

Onward!

Loveliest comment, by Pumpkin: I think that “Shall I part my hair behind?” was so he could cover up going bald around all the fair young ladies. At least that was the consensus in my 12th grade English class. On topic: Everything I know about staging a house for sale says to clean up your messy shelf, take down the goofy mid 90s picture of you and your friends, and remove the hand drawn portrait of Swayze.

Found by:

kittykatty

Via: www.grar.com

My kitchen has bedroom eyes.

Found by: Miranda

Loveliest comment, by mudslicker:  This house has a look that makes me want to put it on my shoulder and burp it.

I have a vision of a room for orangutans who want nothing more than to sail the seas. Can you make that happen?

Found by: Robin

Man, I love living in the future. Who knew life in a Standord torus could be so relaxing and suburban? Here, let’s zoom out a little further in Google Street View to get a feel for the neighborhood:

I’ll take it!

Found by: Hilary. Original torus by Don Davis.

Loveliest comment, by JMixx: No! NO!!!! I REFUSE to live in a habitat that is hurtling through space, subsisting on energy provided by a nearby star! Wait…

Sure, there’s only one photo, but it’s a convenient location and it’s only $200 a month. I mean what are you really waiting for? Winter homes like this don’t just build themselves! Oh wait, they do?

Found on Craigslist

So, the neighbors have a new shed. Eh. No biggie.

What’s that? It has a retractable roof? Is this actually the Mariners’ bullpen?

AHHHH! IT’S A LASER GUN! THE NEIGHBORS GOT A LASER GUN! EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! I’M SO SORRY I ASKED YOU TO BUY FUNDRAISING COOKIE DOUGH I WON’T DO IT AGAIN PLEASE DON’T SHOOT ME AAAAAHHHHHH

*pew pew pew*

Found by: Metz

“Two story waterfall and volcano, liquor license could be available, many possible uses, campground, day care, restaurant,” says the listing.

Volcano + liquor license = my kind of daycare, hell yeah! Where do I enroll?

Found by: emlymai

Loveliest comment, by Lisa: Two-story volcano…rumble…..three-story volcano….rumble….four-story volcano….

Once again, something grim to start your week off with! This one  is perfect for those of you who find people a bit too much to deal with (and who don’t care about, say, dying in a fire).

Found By: Colleen

Loveliest comment, by anodean: Day 17, ZA

I’ve moved all available food stores into a vacant house I found on a pre- apocalypse real estate listing. Indistinguishable from its neighbors, it turns out to have been internally fortified – and with nothing to have attracted human habitation here since long before the Zombies came, I have at last a safe refuge from which to evaluate my situation.

This patriotic montage listing states that the house has “an outbuilding that could very easily be converted into a pool house (and the addition of an in-ground pool).” And I’d be the Queen of Georgia, if I lived in Georgia and were its queen.

Found by: Teresa