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They'll Be None The Wiser

Oct. 24, 2009

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Ahh, nothing livens up a listing like a few bouquets of .50 Browning machine gun cartridges. Don’t forget to stop and smell the primer…

Found By: Eric J

Loveliest comment, by Michael: I think I know this level. If you run up to the door to get the health, a giant red Cacodemon comes out from the back of the balcony.

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It's So Creepy I Can't Even Look At It

Sep. 24, 2009

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“List agent has no knowledge of condition,” as the listing says, got it? No knowledge. None at all. This house could be the Château de freaking Versailles for all we know. Just buy it, okay? You’ll find out once it’s yours what the condition is. I’m sure it’s great. Go on. Buy it.
Found By: Dan J

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Run! Be free!

May. 9, 2009

“Come with me, Treadmill!” said Chair. “We were meant to be together. Just spin, spin, spin your belt and roll out the door! Green pastures are waiting for us. Come, Treadmill, my darling, come!”

(Found by Tami.)
(This blog makes less and less sense with every passing day.)

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No, not New Zealand this time

Apr. 13, 2009

Ahh, Monday.

(Found by Dara.)

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You should see how much the steering wheel costs

Feb. 26, 2009


Yours for just $18,000: this three bed, one bath side-view mirror!

(Found by needled. Row!)

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Two bottles of beer on the wall, two bottles of beer…

Dec. 10, 2008


OK, this is pretty much what my kitchen looks like right now. Is that a selling point? The listing, found by Katie, does remind me of home, after all…

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Cross-ventiliation is so important.

Sep. 10, 2008


Four bedrooms! Two bathrooms! What more could you ask for? I can’t think of a single thing. (Found by Ellen on FAIL Blog.)

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