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We're going to need a bigger tortilla chip.

Sep. 14, 2008

It’s a pond! A lovely pond! A pond for your children to play in! A pond found by Brad, who points out that there’s just one flaw: the pond is filled with store-bought guacamole.

(No, I never will get tired of the “We’re going to need a bigger [blank]” line.)

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No, YOU pick it up.

Sep. 12, 2008

This is what my bathroom often looks like, because I have small children who think that towels are magnetically attracted to towel racks and if you just drop the towel on the floor it will zoom up all on its own.

But my house isn’t for sale. And if it were, I would take TEN FREAKIN’ SECONDS and hang the towel back up myself and not include it in the listing for Jennifer to find and send to… um… me? Sorry, I’ve confused myself.

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Grillin' the George Foreman Grill

Sep. 3, 2008


Ang found this listing, which reminds her “of picture games from old newspapers where you count the items in a scene that are out of place.” Me, I think it’s more like a “spot the differences” puzzle from the Sunday comics. So… can you tell what’s missing in the photo below?


(Note: the second photo is Photoshopped, by me.)

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Flush at your own risk

Aug. 26, 2008

This bold bit of decorating was found by Jeremy, who suspects that there was a murder in the toilet. We’ve all had roommates like that.

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We're so pretty, oh so pretty

Aug. 1, 2008

Found by Kat, who says “Because everyone, deep down, wants a ceilingless kitchen.” Me, I think someone just couldn’t stand the dropped ceiling ONE MORE DAY ARGH GET RID OF IT! There. Isn’t that better?

She also points out that it is “VACANT CATEGORY 2,” an intriguing description. Can houses be really vacant, kind of vacant, pretty vacant?

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