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NFSWednesday! We Call this the “Doom Room”

Feb. 2, 2011

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funny real estate - We Call this the "Doom Room"

 

ARGH

QUIT IT

QUIT READING OVER MY SHOULDER

JUST QUIT IT

…I KNOW YOU’RE STILL BACK THERE

THE HELMET DOES NOTHING TO MUFFLE YOUR BREATHING AND YOUR WING-FLAPPING IS MAKING THE PAGES TURN

Fine. I give up. You can have the damn magazine. I’m going to go nail another bike to the wall.

Loveliest comment, by TH: Is that table bolted to the floor? Are they having problems with inventive redecoraters who move stuff at night (would explain the bikes attached to the wall) and decided to give them a challenge?

Found by: Unknown

Via: www.apartmenttherapy.com

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A Lesson for us All

Nov. 29, 2010

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funny real estate - It Might Take a Little Scraping...
funny real estate - It Might Take a Little Scraping...
funny real estate - It Might Take a Little Scraping...

… and that was the last time we deep-fried the turkey inside the house.

Found by: Lori

Loveliest comment, by Kylie: So, it needs a little modernising…

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I Watch You While You Sleep

Nov. 14, 2010

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The strangest thing? The woman who lives in this house has no idea how the wallpaper border got there. One evening she came home from work and it was just there.

Found by: Claire

 

Loveliest comment, by Elastic (but don’t miss JMixx’s reply to Vivian): This is obviously another remnant culled from the now discontinued line of the exclusive Stuart Smalley wallpaper collection.

The border in my bathroom reads “Gosh Darn It, People Like You” because sometimes I need that little bit of reassurance after rendering the bathroom practically unusable after a wild night out at Pancho’s Mexican Buffet…….

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Fear Missourans, Even Those Bearing Gifts

Sep. 24, 2010

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funny real estate - Oh Yeah We're Selling a House Too

Oh, what a nice wooden Jeep! It must be an offering to Athena. I shall wheel it into my city. What could possibly go wrong?

Found by: Scott. This property is in Missouri. It costs $149,000. The main photo on the listing is of the jeep, but there’s a house that comes with it.

Loveliest comment, by JMixx:  Apparently the battle took place in the kitchen, where the wall next to the mirror is scarred. The kitchen bottles and jars are huddled on top of the cabinets, fearing for their virtue.

And there appears to be an alien spacecraft strolling through the living room. Oh, to be a fly on the “high-end cabinets”!!

funny real estate - Oh Yeah We're Selling a House Too

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Comes With Free Floor Mural

Sep. 12, 2010

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Hey, I’m pretty certain I had this latch-hook rug kit when I was a kid. Look, it’s still available!

Loveliest comment, by Anodean: Definitely wins the award for “Worst Feng Shui Arrangement.” I bet most of the cures proposed by the buyer’s consultant will involve “Fire,” too…

Found by: Sean
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Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-

Dec. 30, 2009

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cave-house

I’m cheating again! This house is not for sale, as the homeowners love it. And who can blame them? Man, that’s one gorgeous cave. I live in a temperate rainforest, myself (albeit one with highways and tire stores and not so much with the trees), so my first thought is how frikkin’ damp it must be. But I don’t care! If it were available, I would just move my family in and start buying desiccant in barrels from Costco.

At least I think that’s a cave. I didn’t actually bother to read the article (which was found by Mr. Zarquon). Maybe it’s actually marshmallow fluff all over the ceiling. Mmmm. Fluffy... I’ll still take it! It can’t be any worse to live with than my popcorn ceilings are, after all. Man, that stuff tastes nasty, no matter how much butter I put on it.

Loveliest comment, by Laura: My house is a mess, Son dropped a bag of flour in the kitchen, pigeons drop guano down the chimney but I am counting my blessings – at least I don’t have sand falling from the ceiling…

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Pulling down window shades is no use at all / The kids and the neighbor can peep right through the wall

Dec. 4, 2009

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foil curtains

Hey, guys! Elvis is alive! And in Kansas City, of all places! Man, he’s not even trying to hide.

Found By: Patricia. Tinfoil explanation, of a sort, here, for our younger readers.

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