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I’ve been brining the turkey for seven weeks. Think it’s done yet?
Found By: Patricia
Actually I’m going to be doing my turkey in a Crock Pot this year, because I am insane.
Loveliest comment, just because it made my Thanksgiving dinner better, even though it’s a bit gross out of context, and even in context really, by Denita TwoDragons: You could probably finish it in the oven for the last half-hour so the skin gets crisped up.
Look at it this way: you’ll save a bundle on Windex. And curtains. And joie de vivre.
Found By: Kristi
Loveliest comment (an excerpt): Evelyn McHale-Collyer’s As a semi-retired vampire myself, this unit at Lestat Estates is just perfect!
The normal sequence for goldfish pet-ownership
Step 1: Get goldfish
Step 2: Enjoy goldfish as a pet
Step 3: Notice goldfish is floating upside-down
Step 4: Flush deceased goldfish
Abridged version, as found by Lauren:
Step 1: Get goldfish
Step 2: Flush goldfish
Step 3: Repeat
Can I get you anything else, ma’am? Maybe a nice peanut butter and bacon sandwich?
(Found by Janette. Sorry about using the obvious “left the building” joke, but I have no will power. Mmmm. Bacon.)
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“Uh, Toaster Oven? Yeah, we were all kind of going for a theme, you know? Phone wore its dial, and Cabinets all came with their steel fronts. Even Bathroom Floor agreed to dress up in pink and gray. So… what I’m saying… look, it’s nothing personal, but toaster ovens don’t really go with what we’re trying to do, okay? So, if you wouldn’t mind just, you know, going for a walk or something? Thanks, man. No hard feelings, right?”
(Via Metafilter.)
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Clearly the owners of this building (found by Misty) saw this post, thought it was a great idea, and copied it. Sorry about that.
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Oh, my. The hair! The glasses! The minidress! The including of this photo at all! Anonymous, who found this listing, points out that “if you can’t tell how old the photos are by her clothes, MO hasn’t had the maroon license plate since 1996.”
I have an urge to go watch Top Gun.
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