I’ve been mighty busy recently, and somehow this listing slipped by me. But now, here, by popular demand: The Unacabin! Or rather the land where it used to be, as the cabin itself is in a museum in Washington, DC, so you won’t have all the conveniences Ted Kaczynski lived with, like… huh.
Let us ponder this photo from the listing. Why is “FBI” scorched onto a tree? Does the FBI often do that? Why not just use the snazzy CAUTION tape I see on TV? Why branding? Is the FBI getting all modern primitive? What’s next, FBI-themed piercings in places only your TSA inspector will know about?
Sorry. Like I said, it’s been busy. Sleep and sanity have fallen by the wayside. Go on without me.
Found by Danni and froggymamma.
Loveliest comment, by LMA: There’s such a lack of thinking in this ad it’s a tragedy. I mean, look, you’ve got an actual *cord of wood* that may well have been *felled and chopped by the Unabomber himself!” That’s an ebay listing in and of itself. “Buy the very fuel of anti-capitalist Luddite revolutionary mass murderer Ted Kaczynski!” The same people who collect Wayne Gacy clown paintings and Manson Family autographs will go nuts bidding that sh*t up! Then, once you’ve got their attention, you’ve got the tree! It’s genuine, 100% Outsider Art — “this primitive, wood carving by famous schizophrenic decorated his humble, rural shack.” Sell it to the Visionary Arts Museum and that’s the $69K, easily. Move on with similar advertising to the gazebo, the chain link fencing, and then, and only then, do you sell the miserable little plot of land itself. Amateurs.
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