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Communication is Vital to a Healthy Relationship

Apr. 3, 2011

funny real estate - Demanding Satisfaction

 
Unfortunately the photographer cropped this photo so you can’t see the beginning of the motto on the wall: CASH ONLY, NO EXCEPTIONS

Found by: Anna

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Laugh In

Nov. 22, 2010

By Not Sara, Sorry

funny real estate - Laugh In

Alan Sues pops out of cabinet #1: “Hey, Goldie, does the high cost of living bother you?”
Goldie Hawn pops out of cabinet #2: “No, I live on the ground-floor apartment.”

Found by: Niqui

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For your Family Night activity

Apr. 20, 2009


C’mon, kids! It’s time for a round of The Goose Game. Mary, you’re in charge of can of paint — try not to get any on the TV this time, sweetie. Jake, the metal scoop is yours. I’ll take the small stool; hun, do you want the large one? And baby gets the pole, as usual. First one to get the goose to the big X wins a point. Go!

(Found by Kathleen.)

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House for sell!!!!

Jan. 24, 2009


Mary the Nebraska Realtor has found another doozy. Incapable of picking which photo is my favorite, I choose them all.

“Why does this keep getting taken down?” Why? Why is The Man keeping Angela down?

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So calming.

Oct. 14, 2008

Another find by Mary the Nebraska Realtor. “Anyone crazy enough to put these colors together on a wall needs to be in a padded room,” she writes. “Oh, wait…”

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Alien invasion

Sep. 2, 2008

Aiieee! Look out! Aliens have invaded this ranch, found by Mary the Nebraska Realtor! Giant purple aliens!

But wait… it’s okay. I see their spaceship is taking off. Their tiny, tiny spaceship. Phew!

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But it's a _cheap_ Hellmouth

Aug. 28, 2008

Mary the Nebraska Realtor found this house. The listing is one of those “slowly growing dread” ones. It starts out with a cute-as-a-button bungalow, then the interiors become more and more trashed, and finally we end up in the basement where — if I’m seeing this correctly — a bulging Hellmouth is about to open and bring forth the end of the world. Tra la la.

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