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Communication is Vital to a Healthy Relationship

Sara — Sun, 03 Apr 2011 12:00:48 +0000

Unfortunately the photographer cropped this photo so you can’t see the beginning of the motto on the wall: CASH ONLY, NO EXCEPTIONS

Found by: Anna

Via: www.cbshome.com

Laugh In

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 22 Nov 2010 20:00:01 +0000

By Not Sara, Sorry

Alan Sues pops out of cabinet #1: “Hey, Goldie, does the high cost of living bother you?”
Goldie Hawn pops out of cabinet #2: “No, I live on the ground-floor apartment.”

Found by: Niqui

For your Family Night activity

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 18:38:00 +0000

C’mon, kids! It’s time for a round of The Goose Game. Mary, you’re in charge of can of paint — try not to get any on the TV this time, sweetie. Jake, the metal scoop is yours. I’ll take the small stool; hun, do you want the large one? And baby gets the pole, as usual. First one to get the goose to the big X wins a point. Go!

(Found by Kathleen.)

House for sell!!!!

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 13:46:00 +0000

Mary the Nebraska Realtor has found another doozy. Incapable of picking which photo is my favorite, I choose them all.

“Why does this keep getting taken down?” Why? Why is The Man keeping Angela down?

So calming.

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 12:39:00 +0000

Another find by Mary the Nebraska Realtor. “Anyone crazy enough to put these colors together on a wall needs to be in a padded room,” she writes. “Oh, wait…”

Alien invasion

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:51:00 +0000

Aiieee! Look out! Aliens have invaded this ranch, found by Mary the Nebraska Realtor! Giant purple aliens!

But wait… it’s okay. I see their spaceship is taking off. Their tiny, tiny spaceship. Phew!

But it's a _cheap_ Hellmouth

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 19:36:00 +0000

Mary the Nebraska Realtor found this house. The listing is one of those “slowly growing dread” ones. It starts out with a cute-as-a-button bungalow, then the interiors become more and more trashed, and finally we end up in the basement where — if I’m seeing this correctly — a bulging Hellmouth is about to open and bring forth the end of the world. Tra la la.

Good boys! Good possessed boys!

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 18:11:00 +0000

When I think “Would I like to live in this house?” My first consideration is “Does it come with a man in shorts carrying a dog with glowing eyes?”

Hmmm. Maybe. But can you toss in a second dog with glowing eyes? Perhaps one that will block the way to the bathroom?

You can? Excellent! Sign me up.

Found by Mary the Nebraska Realtor.

Old friends (more on the Secret Life of Chairs)

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:22:00 +0000

“Hey, Pinky.”

“Hi, Mauve. What’s on?”

“Oh, just the plants. As usual. Want to watch with me?”

“Sure.”

(Contented silence for the next three hours.)

Found by Mary the Nebraska Realtor.

Build your own home

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:18:00 +0000

Mary the Nebraska Realtor found this… um… pile of bricks. Yay?