Archive for the 'Nebraska' Category

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Old friends (more on the Secret Life of Chairs)

Aug. 22, 2008

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“Hey, Pinky.”

“Hi, Mauve. What’s on?”

“Oh, just the plants. As usual. Want to watch with me?”

“Sure.”

(Contented silence for the next three hours.)

Found by Mary the Nebraska Realtor.

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Build your own home

Aug. 14, 2008

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Mary the Nebraska Realtor found this… um… pile of bricks. Yay?

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"nice little place dont have time to list first come first cash gets"

Jul. 26, 2008

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“nice place no better price priced to sell fast” says the listing.

“$435,000? In Nebraska?” says Mary the Nebraskan Realtor.

“That much would get you a nice one-bedroom toolshed around here” says me.

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Because I'm comfortable here, damn it, that's why

Jul. 24, 2008

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Mary the Nebraska Realtor writes: “Grandpa can’t get out of the chair; let’s just sell him with the house.”

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Is it my contacts?

Jul. 23, 2008

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…because surely nobody would put a photo this blurry on their listing, would they? And just what’s in the bag, anyway?

Thanks to Mary, the Nebraskan realtor!

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TV eye

Jul. 20, 2008

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Why two TV sets? Why is the curtain partway open? Why not move the vacuum cleaner out of the way? Did Mary, the Nebraskan realtor, find it because she has to try to sell it? Why? Why? Why?