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Calm Blue Studio

Oct. 7, 2011

funny real estate - Calm Blue Studio

Shhh.

Let’s all just relax and meditate on the peaceful blue nice studio for immediate occupancy.

Shhhh. Let your desire for more information about the apartment slip from your mind. All is one. It has a “Tub in the bathroom” and is in a “Great neighborhood.” We are all a tub in the bathroom and we all are in a great neighborhood. I am you. You are me. We are both a tub in the bathroom.

Breathe.

funny real estate - Calm Blue Studio

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Now Let’s Tour the Small Intestine

Sep. 5, 2011

funny real estate - Now Let's Tour the Small Intestine

Steampunk furnishing disease affects each person differently. Symptoms may occur in the digestive system, or in other parts of the apartment. One person might have diarrhea and abdominal pain, while another person may be irritable or depressed. Irritability is one of the most common symptoms in children. Some people have no symptoms.

Steampunk furnishing disease is not genetic. Blood tests can help your doctor diagnose the disease. Your doctor may also need to examine a small piece of tissue from your ceiling. Treatment is an apartment free of copper, brass, and decorative cogs.

Listing here, if you happen to be in the market for a $1,750,000 two-bedroom co-op in NYC.

funny real estate - Now Let's Tour the Small Intestine

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Never Miss a Moment of Your Stories

Aug. 21, 2011

funny real estate - Never Miss a Moment of Your Stories

You can watch yourself while you are eating 

…and cooking and lounging and watching TV and…

funny real estate - Never Miss a Moment of Your Stories

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This is the Vanilla; Chocolate is Next Door

Jul. 29, 2011

funny real estate - This is the Vanilla; Chocolate is Next Door

We’ve all wondered what really goes on in a soft-serve ice cream machine. Wonder no more! We at Lovely Listing have managed to find a teeny tiny camera to take a photo of the soft-serve machine’s innards. Turns out it holds a teeny tiny living room and teeny tiny dining room, arranged around the ice-cream spout (shown here mid-serving).

Mmmm. Delicious contemporary architecture.

funny real estate - This is the Vanilla; Chocolate is Next Door Listing here.

Found by: Unknown

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Yes, That’s Where the Pool Goes

Jun. 24, 2011

funny real estate - Yes, That's Where the Pool Goes

I used to live in New York City, so I understand just what’s going on here in this Chelsea townhouse. Just like I had one room that was the living room / dining room / guest room / office / TV room / bike rack / pets’ room / office, these people have a pool room / pottery warehouse / living room / disco / armory.

funny real estate - Yes, That's Where the Pool Goes

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Does the Dude Convey?

Jun. 7, 2011

funny real estate - Does the Dude Convey?

He wanted to get up and out of the photo, but the Chihuahuahua refuses to let him leave.

funny real estate - Does the Dude Convey?

Loveliest comment, by tuulikki: Pepe was disappointed at how unresponsive his Human was to basic training. He couldn’t have made it easier for him–would he ever learn to fetch? Had he made a tremendous mistake?

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Does the Biological Warfare Research Lab Convey?

May. 27, 2011

funny real estate - Does the Biological Warfare Research Lab Convey?

All this could be yours! The 480-acre island, the beautiful lighthouse, the ferries, the… uh… the animal disease center… oh dear. Awkward. It’s going to take a whole lotta staging to distract potential buyers from that. Maybe even two trays of chocolate chip cookies in the crematorium oven.

On the positive side, Jesse Ventura has already started the pre-sale inspection for you:

Found by: me. More here.

funny real estate - Does the Biological Warfare Research Lab Convey?

 

Loveliest comment, by Denita TwoDragons: No problem. Just put up a few roller coasters, toss up a hot dog and ice cream stand, dress some folks up in furry cosplay…and call it the Theme Park of Dr. Moreau.

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