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Crime Scene Listing

Jan. 15, 2010

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2 FACE MARIJUANA, THEFT CHARGES Section: CAPITAL REGION, Page: B4Date: Tuesday, September 24, 2002
Glenville An 18-year-old remains in jail without bail after allegedly admitting to a rash of burglaries in the area and growing marijuana.

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Chairturday: Chair Family Reunion

Jan. 9, 2010

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Chair Meeting

Aww, Chair and Chair’s cousins have all gotten together for a weenie roast. And because Chairs are considerate, they met in a place that Swing, their cousin who uses a walker, could get to. (I hope you appreciate my Chair first language.)

Found By: David (link missing)

Loveliest comment, by gvh: The Galop from Jacques Offenbach’s Orpheus in the Underworld is shortly about to begin.

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Chair chairturday

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Chairturday: Chair On Guard

Jan. 2, 2010

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It’s the first Chairturday of 2010! Let’s cheat and use a photo that isn’t from a listing, just because! CAUTION: GUARD CHAIRS

I like the look they’re going for. So much better than the stone lions you sometimes see… come to think of it… I have a little suggestion for the New York Public Library. Sure, people might better know the Humanities and Social Sciences Library as “the library with the lions.” But after 99 years don’t you think we’re a little bored with Brooke and Astor, or Sarah Jessica and Matthew, or Patience and Fortitude, or whatever they’re named? Sure, this is pretty:

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But this? This is noble:

lion-chair

Original NYPL photo by Roy Tennant. The trick to a successful Photoshop job is making sure you keep the perspective realistic. And remember: only experts should use the clone stamp tool.

Loveliest comment, by SpaniardX: One of us speaks truth. One of us speaks lies. You may ask one question….

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Chair chairturday lions my excellent Photoshop skills

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Philosophical House Is Philosophical

Dec. 30, 2009

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“In the Afterlife Time is eternal And death is But a new Beginning,” say our friendly neighborhood vandalistic Juggalos. To which I add, “Graffiti is fleeing and Primer is a new coat Covering up your Mess but rock on YOU crazy clown-faced Weirdos.”

Lovelist comment, by Madness: That’s creepy! It’s kind of like the attic is threatening us.

Found By: M. Toscarelli

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faygo interesting o rly warning written on the walls

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Complete With Security Cat

Dec. 28, 2009

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Windowsill Cat is watching you sign important papers.

Found By: Jen

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I think these are up year 'round

Dec. 25, 2009

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Deck us all with Boston Charlie,

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Walla Walla, Wash., an’ Kalamazoo!

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Nora’s freezin‘ on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!

Merry Christmas to those of you who like to be wished a Merry Christmas! Yeah, the links should go to houses in the places mentioned, but… they don’t. So what? Have some more eggnog and relax.

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Christmas

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"Must Look Past The Fire Damage To This Unique, "Silo"-Style" Contempo"

Dec. 22, 2009

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Yesterday’s attempt at finding a few minutes of peace and quiet failed, resulting in me being covered in glitter glue and googly eyes.

If you need me today, I’ll be in the silo. please don’t tell my kids

Found By: Nick

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blurry fire silo

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