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Deck, Y U Hate House?

Aug. 26, 2011

funny real estate - Deck, Y U Hate House?

Deck and House are “working out some things,” as they say. They claim nothing’s decided, but their friends all know a separation is inevitable. Who will get the yard?

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My, What a Graphic Stain!

Jun. 30, 2011

funny real estate - My, What a Graphic Stain!

Oh, that? That’s just where… ah… the previous owner did yoga. A lot of relaxing, stretching, yoga. Like the corpse pose NO WAIT I mean just normal yoga. It’ll sand right out.

Edit: listing here.

Edit edit: I wrote that caption before I found out that yes, in fact somebody did die here. Whoops. Sorry — I wouldn’t've done it if I’d known the story, and if enough people complain I’ll just take the post down. I’m leaving it up for now because I do think it’s fascinating that the photo was in the listing.

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NFSWednesday: Planes, Trains, and Such

Apr. 20, 2011

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A Roaring Fire is so Relaxing

Apr. 8, 2011

funny real estate - A Roaring Fire is so Relaxing

Sometimes a man just wants to sit by the fire and think. And sometimes a man just wants to take a piss. And sometimes a man says “I just had the best idea… ” and dashes off to the plumbing supply store.

($50,000 and this 2-bed, 1-bath — I guess they’re not counting the living room — house in North Carolina is yours.)

Found by: Unknown

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Elephant! Get Down From There, and Take Your Bike With You!

Jun. 6, 2010

funny real estate - Elephant! Get Down From There, and Take Your Bike With You!
funny real estate - Elephant! Get Down From There, and Take Your Bike With You!

Oh, crap, the real estate photographer is coming and the place is a mess. Quick! Put the dirty dishes in the oven! Shove the clutter under the beds! Windex the bathroom mirror! Tell the elephant to climb up to the entablature and act casual! OK, go!

Found By: Joe

Loveliest comment, by Crocodilly_pontifex: Unlike his African and and Indian cousins, the Suburban elephant is quite good a jumping; that and its trunk make it excellent at le parkour

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Pants-free living

Oct. 1, 2009

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Soooo… if someone opens the freezer door, what would you see? Just the groins and legs of these two tipsy beachcombers? Intriguing. So intriguing that, if you look at the listing (click on “Found By,” below) you’ll see that the real estate agent has included a second photo of the kitchen:

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But, as of this writing, the painted fridge is still in the listing as well. And the painted groins. Just waiting for you. Waiting. Patiently waiting.

Found By: Cathy M

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All the little birds go "hic hic hic"

Sep. 7, 2009

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I think I might have had a bit too much…

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…I’m starting to see birdies everywhere.

(Found by Leigh.)

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