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Damn you, you kids and your matches and your fondness for cross-gabled Queen Anne-styled houses!

Jul. 7, 2009

Tired of bored adolescents lighting fires in the empty house, the owners took steps to avoid any further vandalism.

Ha! Just try to set that on fire now, Drunky McTeenerson!

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For people who really like Subway

Oct. 13, 2008


Laurie found this listing for people who like Subway. Really, really like Subway. Like it so much that if a listing were going to have just one photo, this is the one they should use — because the only thing that’s important is that the apartment is near a Subway.

I suppose it works equally well for people who hate Subway. Really, really hate Subway.

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FSBO and here they are

Aug. 31, 2008

Wave “hello” to the owners! Hi! Here they are! And wave at Anne, who found the listing! Now back to waving at the owners!

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It's Christmas in July!

Jul. 31, 2008

Thank you to Stacey for sending me this listing. She actually went to see the house (these photos work!) and described the house as “fantastic.”

The American Heritage Dictionary has this note in its definition of “fantastic”: “Fantastic describes what seems to have slight relation to the real world because of its strangeness or extravagance: fantastic imaginary beasts such as the unicorn.” I’m sure that’s not the usage Stacey meant. Um, right, Stacey?

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