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Hey! There’s a Building in my Basket!

Nov. 19, 2010

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Funny Real Estate - Hey! There's a Building in my Basket!

This is the headquarters of Longaberger. Can you guess what Longaberger produces? It’s definitely not baskets.

Okay, you caught me, it’s baskets. Also, you may or may not have noticed that their building is shaped like a basket. Or, to be more specific, a Longaberger Medium Market Basket. According to Mental Floss, “The basket includes a seven-story atrium, heated handles that prevent ice formation, and two 725-pound gold leaf Longaberger tags.”

WHY?! WHY DID I DROP OUT OF BASKET SCHOOL?!

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basket hq longaberger that is one big basket why did i drop out of basket school

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Drunken Hallucinations Included

Mar. 19, 2010

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Sho my hushband… and he’s a lovely man… so… where was I?

*swigs*

Sho, like I’ve been saying, my husband’s been working long… long… hours lately. And I’ve been home, outnumbered by the shmall children. And maybe — maybe — this is our little secret, right? — maybe I’ve been dipping into the cough syrup a little. What? We’re not supposed to give it to the kiddies anymore but I don’t want to waste it.

*burps a cherry flavored burp*

I think it must be the Robo talking, becaushe I’m seeing teddy bears. Teddy bears dressed up for a hunt. Bearsh hunting foxes. And that would be weird. Too weird for a listhing.

…

*snores*

Come back here, my little brown bottle. C’m here. I need you.

Found By: Cindy C

Loveliest comment, by fish eye no miko: No, don’t you see? They dressed as hunters to get into the hunt, then they’re gonna knock out all the hunters and save their little fox friends! They’re destroying the system from INSIDE, man!

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Were the previous owners from Atlantis?

Jan. 20, 2010

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No, no, get your mind out of the gutter (and into the ocean). I’m pretty certain they’re mermaids, not sex dolls — that would be silly. Unless they’re both, in which case the world is an even stranger place than I thought.

Found By: Erin

Loveliest comment, by Land of shimp: Just what everyone wants: to feel like they are giving a lap dance to a mermaid while eating. Why didn’t I think of that?

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Swordfish Interrogation Room

Nov. 18, 2009

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“Alright, buddy. We know your associates had something to do with Steve Irwin’s death. Out with it: who’s behind it all? The Yushin Maru? Talk!”

Yes yes, stingray, I know, but I haven’t found any real estate listings with stingrays being questioned. And I’m obsessed with Whale Wars and will take any chance I get to work it into a post (or conversation). Neener neener it’s my blog and I can do that. So long as my LOLcat overlords don’t take the keys away. Please don’t take the keys away.

Found By: Aaron

Loveliest comment, by Margaret: “No! Not airboarding! Anything but air! Ok, ok, I’ll talk!”

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Color Coding Gone Wrong

Sep. 28, 2009

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Enough of the gray! Are you awake yet? I SAID, ARE YOU AWAKE YET?

Man, even the house knows this is Too Much Color. Look in the top photo: it’s shedding the green wallpaper in an attempt to restore some calmness.
Found By: Gina Y

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busy wallpaper pretty colors too loud

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Comes With Matching Pajamas

Aug. 27, 2009

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The problem with wallpapering is knowing when to stop. It comes on those big rolls, you’ve been inhaling paste fumes, maybe your mind is wandering… next thing you know you’ve covered the walls and the bed and you have to run get a box cutter to free the cat. Sorry, kitty!

(Found by Morgan.)

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bedroom match too much coordination wallpaper

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Tragically, this apartment building will never feel the touch of a human hand.

Jul. 11, 2009

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Is it just me, or…

Yeah, pretty certain it’s just me.

(Found by Courtney. My “what’s that character I’m thinking of, you know the one…” babbling figured out by Josh. Concrete picture swiped from here. Dang, that’s a lotta links.)

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camouflage ninja overgrown

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