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Not included: prince

Jun. 19, 2009

Want to buy the house Salamanda found? First you have to spend the night in this bedroom. If you toss and turn all night because of the pea under the mattresses, it’s yours!

Meanwhile, in the back yard…

Oh, blue Chairs, why do you discriminate? Bring the table back and let Chair join in your game.

But anyway. It’s not just an Ohio thing! Kansas is looking for a princess, too, as this listing knitorpurl found shows:

I am confused. The castles don’t look like I expected them to. I’m clearly out of touch with modern royalty.

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Included: black, white

Apr. 14, 2009

Househunter Lorena was sent this listing by her real estate agent as a potential new home. She didn’t say, but I’m presuming the Realtor looks something like this:

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Heart and soul, la la la la la la, heart and soul, la la la la la la

Mar. 27, 2009


“Thank you, sir, but it’s time to go. Sir? Excuse me? The house has been sold… the new people would like to move in. Please, sir. Please stop playing. Please. Please. Please.”

(Another find by Ekaterina.)

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Forbidden knowledge

Mar. 26, 2009


What is here in this listing Ekaterina found? We will never know. It is too glorious for our eyes and has been blurred out.


(Actually, it looks really gruesome. We all agree on what that is, right? Let’s just leave it unsaid.)

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Assuaging my liberal guilt

Oct. 9, 2008

This listing — found by KCCAT — is dedicated to the anonymous person who said I was a racist because I didn’t want my daughter to marry a store display of M&Ms. See? I don’t really mind M&Ms. Tra la la…

get them away from me get them away from me

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Jack wasn't invited

Sep. 10, 2008


It’s so romantic. The candlesticks are finally getting married. Oh, I’m all choked up… thank you, Meghan, for letting us know of this touching scene.

(MLS 1512516.)

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500 mirrors in the house and yet I go out dressed like this.

Jul. 15, 2008


From Matt comes this… um… exciting approach to decorating.

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