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Rocky the Crashing and Burning Squirrel

Aug. 1, 2011

funny real estate - Rocky the Crashing and Burning Squirrel

Hokey smoke!

funny real estate - Rocky the Crashing and Burning Squirrel Loveliest comment, by Frodo: “…great for natural light…” I see… Lit that little fellow up, didn’t it?

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Keys, Wallet, Phone… What Am I Forgetting?

Jun. 20, 2011

funny real estate - Keys, Wallet, Phone... What Am I Forgetting?

DO NOT FORGET YOUR HAT

HERE, I HAVE MADE YOU A GIANT PICTURE OF A HAT SO YOU WOULD REMEMBER IT

YOUR HAT

WEAR IT

funny real estate - Keys, Wallet, Phone... What Am I Forgetting?

Loveliest comment, by Anodean: Hmm. If home is where you hang (the picture of) your hat, then if the seller had sprung for a nicer quality, more realistically rendered painting of their hat, the place would have felt more like a real home and they’d still be living there.

On the other hand, maybe the seller took the nice painting of their hat with them, and this is just the realtor’s fake staging painting of a hat meant to suggest how nice a painting of your hat would look here. That makes sense.

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The Butler is Much Nicer Than He Looks

Apr. 18, 2011

funny real estate - The Butler is Much Nicer Than He Looks

At that moment the giraffe shimmered in with a gin and t, just the thing a fellow needs after a long day of open houses.

Found by: Kirsten

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Spock, Bless This House

Mar. 25, 2011

funny real estate - Spock, Bless This House

So that’s what happened after they retired! Kirk and Spock moved to Portland and bought a 3-bed, 2-bath house. But something has happened — squabbles over whether it should be K/S or S/K?– and their little family is moving on.

Loveliest exchange: BoldlyGone: Is that a tribble at the top of the stairs?!

MizBean: Sitting shiva. The stairs are obviously carpeted with the skins of the dearly departed

Found by: Mel Heywood

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KELP GROWS while you SLEEP!!!

Mar. 21, 2011

funny real estate - Honey, Can You Mow the Carpet Today?

Exciting new WORK FROM HOME business!
If you’re not making $10,000 a month
CALL NOW for an OPPORTUNITY
to join our team of kelp farmers!

Work from your sofa!
Harvest kelp in your spare time!

There are THREE SIMPLE STEPS to making $$$ in your spare time!
1. Buy our KELP FARMING KIT
2. GROW the kelp in your carpet
3. HARVEST and SELL the kelp in the expanding kelp-based economy!

CALL NOW!!!!
We are the #1 SOURCE for carpet-grown KELP!

Loveliest comment, by Boutros Boutros Boutros Surprise: Oooo, well at least the carpet matches the hedge. Have I got that saying correct?

Found by: Unknown

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Take-Out Only

Mar. 15, 2011

funny real estate - Take-Out Only

1. Preheat dieffenbachia to 350 degrees…

Found by: JenO

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In Which we Observe the Observer

Mar. 14, 2011

Hey, guys! Whatcha doing? Mind if I watch?

Oooooh. Not sure I approve of that.

Found by: me

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