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Adorable Little Spore

Aug. 29, 2011

funny real estate - Adorable Little Spore

Oh, that? That’s sort of like creeping damp, but, you know, cuter.

funny real estate - Adorable Little Spore

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Via: Zillow

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Deck, Y U Hate House?

Aug. 26, 2011

funny real estate - Deck, Y U Hate House?

Deck and House are “working out some things,” as they say. They claim nothing’s decided, but their friends all know a separation is inevitable. Who will get the yard?

funny real estate - Deck, Y U Hate House?

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Never Miss a Moment of Your Stories

Aug. 21, 2011

funny real estate - Never Miss a Moment of Your Stories

You can watch yourself while you are eating 

…and cooking and lounging and watching TV and…

funny real estate - Never Miss a Moment of Your Stories

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Do the Cold Cuts Convey?

Aug. 19, 2011

funny real estate - Do the Cold Cuts Convey?

2BR/2BA condo. Kitchen features stainless steel appliances, prosciutto counters, head-cheese floors, double sink with hot and cold running bacon. Jews, Muslims, and fruitarians will need to fill out an additional waiver (see Realtor’s remarks for details).

funny real estate - Do the Cold Cuts Convey? Loveliest comment, by Jano: What kind of jerky design is this?

Found by: Paul

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Earn Extra Cash As an Easy-Off Testing Facility

Aug. 16, 2011

funny real estate - Earn Extra Cash As an Easy-Off Testing Facility

Oof, I’m sorry — it looks like your basement is infested with stoves. You’ve got a couple gas ones running about, and maybe a few electrics trying to set up a colony. But look on the bright side; maybe you’ll be able to domesticate them. They’ll earn their keep each Thanksgiving, I swear.

funny real estate - Earn Extra Cash As an Easy-Off Testing Facility

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Intruder Detected *beep* Intruder Detected

Aug. 15, 2011

funny real estate - Intruder Detected *beep* Intruder Detected

Nobody ever knew what happened to the real estate agent sent out to take photos that day. All they found was a digital camera with this photo on it, resting by a small pile of what looked like ashes.

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Rescue the Princess From Potted Plant Island!

Aug. 14, 2011

funny real estate - Rescue the Princess From Potted Plant Island!

As soon as they hear the owner’s car drive up, the plants all rush to the door. “Me, pet me!” shouts the fern. “Hello hello hello hello!” chirps the African Violet.

(The Princess meant to remain cooly back in the kitchen, but was swept along in the houseplant stampede.)

funny real estate - Rescue the Princess From Potted Plant Island!

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Akit

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