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Deck and House are “working out some things,” as they say. They claim nothing’s decided, but their friends all know a separation is inevitable. Who will get the yard?
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2BR/2BA condo. Kitchen features stainless steel appliances, prosciutto counters, head-cheese floors, double sink with hot and cold running bacon. Jews, Muslims, and fruitarians will need to fill out an additional waiver (see Realtor’s remarks for details).
Loveliest comment, by Jano: What kind of jerky design is this?
Found by: Paul
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Oof, I’m sorry — it looks like your basement is infested with stoves. You’ve got a couple gas ones running about, and maybe a few electrics trying to set up a colony. But look on the bright side; maybe you’ll be able to domesticate them. They’ll earn their keep each Thanksgiving, I swear.
Found by: me
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Nobody ever knew what happened to the real estate agent sent out to take photos that day. All they found was a digital camera with this photo on it, resting by a small pile of what looked like ashes.
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As soon as they hear the owner’s car drive up, the plants all rush to the door. “Me, pet me!” shouts the fern. “Hello hello hello hello!” chirps the African Violet.
(The Princess meant to remain cooly back in the kitchen, but was swept along in the houseplant stampede.)
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