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Does the Blood-Soaked Mattress Convey?

Oct. 11, 2011

funny real estate - Does the Blood-Soaked Mattress Convey?

On one hand, I could buy this with a credit card. On the other hand, it would take every penny I’ll ever earn to pay for my children’s’ therapy sessions if I make them live here.

funny real estate - Does the Blood-Soaked Mattress Convey?

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Intruder Detected *beep* Intruder Detected

Aug. 15, 2011

funny real estate - Intruder Detected *beep* Intruder Detected

Nobody ever knew what happened to the real estate agent sent out to take photos that day. All they found was a digital camera with this photo on it, resting by a small pile of what looked like ashes.

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Oink.

Jun. 16, 2011

funny real estate - Oink.

Hmmm. So, it turns out “snout house” means something completely different from what I thought. It isn’t one of those HERE’S THE GARAGE oh yes with a house attached 3,000 square foot made-in-China-drywall monstrosities; it’s a geodesic dome in Carbon County, Pennsylvania.

Today’s pig is tomorrow’s unique opportunity in need of some repair, as Hunter S. Thompson might have said if he’d been a real estate agent (and isn’t that a thought?).

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funny real estate - Oink.

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Let’s Just Say it Was “Well Loved”

Mar. 29, 2011

Found by: Robert

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It’s a Lovely, Um, Portal? Drain?

Feb. 8, 2011

funny real estate - It's a Lovely, Um, Portal? Drain?

If you stare at it long enough it starts to pulsate. Eventually your body is filled with a warm sense of love, contentment, and unity with the universe. All questions become answerable: What is my purpose? How do I live a good life? “Why rent when this is affordable!!”

Or is that just me? The listing doesn’t say.

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Loveliest comment, by Adam Eli Clem:

I think it’s a crappy photo of one of these windows, installed in the front door:

http://marketplace.veer.com/images/1940039_gothic-window

That, or a crappy photo of the eye of a Visitor, as seen through the window in the front door:

http://www.thelivingmoon.com/49ufo_files/03files2/KGB_Project_ISIS_01.html

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NFSWednesday! Fresh Out of the Box

Dec. 8, 2010

funny real estate - NFSW Invest in Air Fresheners

Tempting, very tempting, but I prefer a more youthful look as I am in deep denial. Can you help me?

Perfect! But sadly for me, this is Wednesday and the house is Not For Sale.

Found by: Misty

Loveliest comment: a collective effort byJMixx, tuulikki, and Vivian that leaves me tongue tied.

funny real estate - NFSW Invest in Air Fresheners

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The Dolls Get Their Own Stair Elevator? Fancy!

Dec. 6, 2010

By: Not Sara, Sorry

funny real estate - The Dolls Get Their Own Stair Elevator? Fancy!

Oh dear. I first found this listing in October and it’s still for sale. Will no one adopt this convalescent home for unwanted baby dolls? They’ll stay out of your hair, promise! They even have their own way up the stairs. Creepy.

Found by: Kristen
funny real estate - The Dolls Get Their Own Stair Elevator? Fancy!

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