
Oooh, I like it! Sure, it needs a little work, but fortunately I am a talented architect and builder. Here, let me show you the blueprints I drew up:

Found by: Sarah
Via: realestate.yahoo.com
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Oooh, I like it! Sure, it needs a little work, but fortunately I am a talented architect and builder. Here, let me show you the blueprints I drew up:

Found by: Sarah
Via: realestate.yahoo.com

HOUSEGROUSE ~vs~ BUG SPRAY
droppings ~vs~ coughing
steals leftovers ~vs~ stings eyes
menaces guests ~vs~ poisons guests
I’m going to go with the housegrouse. And this Halloween my Beastmaster costume is going to be excellent.
Listing here.
Found by: Cait
Via: www.luxist.com

What’s in the bag, man?
No, wait, never mind. On second thought, I’d rather not know. Please don’t tell me. Really, don’t. I’m sure it’s a lovely… thing you have hanging on the gate. So lovely that the listing needs only one photo to convince me to buy the house. I’ll just be over… um… there, okay?
*runs*
Found By: Digg Doug
Loveliest comment, by Old Geezer: O.K. So how would YOU market a CIA Safe House?
“Hi!”
“Watcha doing? Mind if we watch?”
“Could you scratch my nose for me?”
“Kissy kissy kissy, come here, kissy kissy kissy….”
“Crap, I thought we were dressing as geese. I swear Alice said we were dressing as geese. Damn it, Alice…”
“Me too! Don’t forget meeeee!”
Meanwhile, in the back yard — look away, children:
And I’m not even using a Modesty Chair! Ooooh.
(Found by vinylvillager.)

I know y’all said those were Bible verses in the Jon & Kate house, but come on. Nobody would really have religious messages in their listings, would they? That would just be weird.
Oh.
Wait.
(Found by Christine.)
Amanda found this listing back in September and it’s still up, which is odd, as nothing says “The Perfect Home Just for You !!!!!!!!” like a dog taking a crap.
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