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Home Sweet Home

Sep. 20, 2011

funny real estate - Home Sweet Home

Oooh, I like it! Sure, it needs a little work, but fortunately I am a talented architect and builder. Here, let me show you the blueprints I drew up:

funny real estate - Home Sweet Home

funny real estate - Home Sweet Home

Found by: Sarah

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Keep Your Kitchen Twig-Free with a House Grouse!

Jul. 10, 2011

funny real estate - Keep Small Rodents at Bay With a House Hawk!

     HOUSEGROUSE ~vs~ BUG SPRAY

droppings  ~vs~  coughing

steals leftovers  ~vs~  stings eyes

menaces guests ~vs~ poisons guests

I’m going to go with the housegrouse. And this Halloween my Beastmaster costume is going to be excellent.

funny real estate - Keep Your Kitchen Twig-Free with a House Grouse!

   Listing here.

Found by: Cait

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I Have An Odd Sense Of Foreboding

Oct. 26, 2009

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What’s in the bag, man?

No, wait, never mind. On second thought, I’d rather not know. Please don’t tell me. Really, don’t. I’m sure it’s a lovely… thing you have hanging on the gate. So lovely that the listing needs only one photo to convince me to buy the house. I’ll just be over… um… there, okay?

*runs*

Found By: Digg Doug

Loveliest comment, by Old Geezer: O.K. So how would YOU market a CIA Safe House?

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You’d always have a place to hang your bathrobe

Jul. 2, 2009

“Hi!”
“Watcha doing? Mind if we watch?”
“Could you scratch my nose for me?”
“Kissy kissy kissy, come here, kissy kissy kissy….”
“Crap, I thought we were dressing as geese. I swear Alice said we were dressing as geese. Damn it, Alice…”
“Me too! Don’t forget meeeee!”

Meanwhile, in the back yard — look away, children:

And I’m not even using a Modesty Chair! Ooooh.

(Found by vinylvillager.)

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I am the… what was I saying?

Jan. 30, 2009


I know y’all said those were Bible verses in the Jon & Kate house, but come on. Nobody would really have religious messages in their listings, would they? That would just be weird.

Oh.

Wait.

(Found by Christine.)

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It's a classy blog I run here

Dec. 23, 2008

Amanda found this listing back in September and it’s still up, which is odd, as nothing says “The Perfect Home Just for You !!!!!!!!” like a dog taking a crap.

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