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It Eats off the High Shelves

Oct. 27, 2011

funny real estate - It Eats off the High Shelves

What a bargain! Usually you have to go to at least a 2,000-square-foot house in order to get a giraffearium.

funny real estate - It Eats off the High Shelves

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Closet Case

Oct. 6, 2011

funny real estate - Closet Case

I refuse to believe that one person — or a couple, or heck, even a four-person poly family — has this many clothes. Clearly they are using this room to store other things. Here we happen to see the Sneaker Cubbies and the Jeans Hanging Rack, but the rack behind that one is the Iron-Skillet Hanging Rack and the Small Garden-Tool Cubbies, followed by the Blue-Tarp Storage Shelf and the Out-of-Season Pool Toys Closet.

funny real estate - Closet Case

Loveliest comment, by Denita TwoDragons: When you need a Dewey Decimal System and a GPS to find your clothes, you might want to consider scaling down your closet.

Found by: Vivian

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You Want Turrets? We Got Turrets!

Jul. 8, 2011

funny real estate - You Want Turrets? We Got Turrets!

I’m going to buy this house, and brick up the front door, and always get in and out via bungee.

funny real estate - You Want Turrets? We Got Turrets!

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When in Doubt, Take a Photo of Your Computer

May. 20, 2011

funny real estate - When in Doubt, Take a Photo of Your Computer

I like the cut of your jib, sir or madam real estate agent, and shall emulate you.

Funny Real Estate - When in Doubt, Take a Photo of Your Computer

Ah, that does feel good. Thanks!

Funny Real Estate - When in Doubt, Take a Photo of Your Computer

Found by: Katrina

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Perfect Cabin for Duct Hunters

Apr. 26, 2011

Funny Real Estate - Perfect Cabin for Duct Hunters
Some day I’ll be able to buy a cabin of my own, dammit. And until I do…

Funny Real Estate - Perfect Cabin for Duct Hunters
I’ll have the Chair Army try to take over any cabin they can.

Found by: me. I don’t want to live in Texas — nothing personal, Texas, but I grew up in Scandihoovia and don’t do heat well — so this goes to the first reader with $4,000,000 to spare. It has I-don’t-know beds and I-don’t-know baths. The listing doesn’t say. If one has to ask, my dear…

Funny Real Estate - Perfect Cabin for Duct Hunters

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No Escape From Their Piercing Gaze

Mar. 31, 2011

funny real estate - No Escape From Their Piercing Gaze
funny real estate - No Escape From Their Piercing Gaze

Things I have littering my floors:

Lego

Papers I’m going to file any day now

Shoes

The laundry pile

Things I do not have littering my floors:

Carrion

Found by: Robin
funny real estate - No Escape From Their Piercing Gaze

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You’ll Need to Find Street Parking

Mar. 6, 2011

funny real estate - You'll Need to Find Street Parking

Be nice to the poor real estate agent. It’s tricky taking photos of houses that strobe in and out of this plane of existence. And who knew that the next segment of the vertical world-axis had in-ground pools? Awesome!

Found by: WIll Edwards

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