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Yes, that's exactly where I want to take a nap

Oct. 19, 2008

“FEATURES INCLUDE DAY BED, BASEMENT AND BUILT IN SAFE!” I think this is the day bed. Doesn’t it look comfy?

Found by Kristi, who thinks that this bathroom door is made entirely of mold:


How uncharitable of her! That door is no more than half mold. Unless mildew counts as mold. Does it? If so, we’re back up to 100%.

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The Mystery Writers of America are out of control

Oct. 14, 2008


David found this listing. Since the seller didn’t bother spending ten bucks on paint to cover these decorations, I presume they’re desirable. Family crests, maybe?

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Plaster falling on an open fire…

Sep. 1, 2008

Alan found this listing. This photo is captioned “stone fireplace in the living area” — because yes, the first thing your drawn to is the lovely stone fireplace. I don’t know if you even noticed, but the ceiling needs some work. No, really! Look up! C’mon, stop looking at the stone fireplace for just one sec and look at the ceiling.

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Needed: Photoshop expert

Aug. 7, 2008

I’m no expert, but I think that there’s a slight chance someone’s been manipulating this photo. Unless the house really looks like this — I’ve never been to Texas, what do I know — in which case I apologize.

(Found by Jena, representing Texas, who “can’t believe they didn’t mention the cantilevers in the listing!”)

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"Pick up this gem, dust it off, add polish and it will shine."

Jul. 30, 2008

“Dust it off”? Sure! A quick go-round with a Swiffer, that’s all this house needs. (Found by Lauren — thank you!)

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