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“Why place the toilet paper so far away?” you ask. Simple: so everyone can reach it.
Loveliest comment, by LMA: “You may wonder why I called you all to this meeting today … Jones, could you tear off a wad for me before we get started?”
Found by: nessa4761
Awww. I Chair U 2.
Found by: theladybug
Loveliest comment, by shrapnel: International Chair University! An official edifice for Chairs to gather and study paths of higher learning. Bravo, Chair!
For someone like me, who’s completely clueless when it comes to furniture placement (as in my living room has no chairs in it), this could be kinda helpful. We suggest putting your sofa here, your large artwork here, your small artwork here… Other than the cyanide and lead, how bad can it be for you, really?
Loveliest comment, by Denita TwoDragons: How convenient! If you’re short on smokes you can just lick the wall!
Via: www.homes.com
I suspect that the residents of this house did not have the “Too many trick-or-treaters” problem last night.
Found by: Inalaska
Loveliest comment, by NoLaJane (with apologies to TMBG):
What’s gonna happen to Mail Box Face
There go I but for my face
All I know could be defaced by the facts in the life of Mail Box Face
I don’t know where he lives
Or if he knows to sail
Or if little schemes like this one ever cross his trail
But I don’t believe he’s dreaming
Or if he cares to know
So I shudder in my lampshade
So, what’s gonna happen to Mail Box Face
There I go but for my face
All I know could be defaced by the facts in the life of Mail Box Face
Mail Box Face
Mail Box Face
Mail Box Face
Wait wait wait wait. I know how I can make a fortune. Sure, dogs-in-Mary-Janes is a great idea, but what if we took it one step further? Combine them with these horrendous high-heels-for-babies and voila! Dogs in high heels! Just what the world needs. Let me show you, using my excellent Photoshop skills:
Look, it makes as much just as sense as women wearing high heels. I’m going to be rich. Rich!
Found by: Mrs. Nix
Loveliest comment, by Otepoti: “Heel, boy!”
“Resale (occupied at least once)” says the listing. Why yes, I think we can safely say that the house has at some point — and that point is right now — been occupied.
Found by: Cindy
Loveliest comment, by Anodean: Parents, be honest: How many times have you dreamed of moving away while your teenager was asleep? It’s universal, and probably would be good for them. If the buyer complains, tell them you’ve got no idea how it got in there, talk to the Realtor, the place was empty when you left.
This church has a deep, dark secret…
It’s a BOWLING ALLEY!
Found By: Heather
Loveliest comment, although I hate to encourage this kind of behavior, by fish eye no miko: This church will get you into the right frame of mind to spare you from the fires of hell! Church services are held at 7 and 10, so don’t split, because your salvation is one more strike against the devil!
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