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Through the Looking Glass, Into Blunderland

Sep. 7, 2010

funny real estate – mirrors mirrors everywhere

I don’t understand. This is a one-bedroom apartment; where will the kids sleep?

Found by: Tim

Loveliest comment, by Stuart: Well, at least there’s a nude torso to make up for the lack of a Nagel print.
funny real estate – mirrors mirrors everywhere

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Take a Dip in My Living Room

Sep. 6, 2010

funny real estate - Take a Dip in My Living Room

In honor of Labor Day, I let you do the work.

Found by: Steve
This house, in Washington State, is yours for $154,900.

Loveliest comment, by Pablo, for being the first to point out my careless omission: I’m thinking ball pit.

funny real estate - Take a Dip in My Living Room

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Included: washer, dryer, big doe eyes

Aug. 26, 2010

doh!

As the listing clearly states, it’s a deer with an apple slice (not a beanie) on its head. I don’t know why you’re acting all confused. What other picture could you possibly want to illustrate your half-million dollar house?

Found by: Ben

Loveliest comment, by mouseanon: As I read “[m]ost people come here to buy firewood” I imagined folks with axes taking out the back bedroom…

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NFSWednesday! Included: washer, dryer, insulin pump

Jun. 23, 2010

Happy Not For Sale Wednesday! But all I can say is this: my Hungry Hungry Hippos line was a joke. A joke. Not a suggestion. A joke. I did not mean for anyone to take, say, a classic (yet hideously boring) board game…

…and do something like this (only leaving out the little goose-stepping children):

Thinking of turning your own backyard into a giant Candy Land? Look out: you might get a Katy Perry infestation (quite possibly NSFW).

Found by Donna, via izismile. More here. And, like, everywhere. Because it is awesome.

Loveliest comment, by Justin: Personally, I wouldn’t mind seeing a full-size version of Mousetrap, although Operation would be a little creepy…

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This stove weighs 70 tons and is carved from tuff

May. 21, 2010



funny real estate - Hmmm That Stove Reminds Me of Something...

Oh, this is so embarrassing. In theory I’m all in tune with the Internet and what the hip kids are doing, right? But honestly, I learned about Everybody Draw Mohammad! Day from the newspaper. An actual paper newspaper, delivered to my driveway. Soooo I missed it, sorry; no excellent Mohammad Photoshop job from me this year.

Maybe it’s just as well. It really is a bit juvenile of me to be so amused by it. Let’s leave other people’s cultural and religious icons alone, shall we? Instead, we’ll just look at this kitchen. Tum te tum. Nothing to giggle at here.
Found by: Jeffrey

Loveliest comment, by stuart: A friend of mine had a similar stove once, but the “nose” was much larger and slightly hooked and it had curly spring-like things hanging from either side. He said it was modeled after the figures on Passover Island.
And yes, I know …

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Run free, custom-built rambler, run free

May. 6, 2010

funny real estate - This Place is Dedicated to Overdoing It

I live in a van… down by the river… Wait, that’s not true. But for some reason I’m thinking of vans. No idea why.

Found by: Timothy

Loveliest comment, by kh7463: Very nicely done mural though. If you like horses. And murals.

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The motorcycle is doing a scene from “Gone with the Wind”

Apr. 23, 2010

Funny Real Estate - Biker Hideout
Funny Real Estate - Biker Hideout
Funny Real Estate - Biker Hideout

My kids are gone for the weekend, and let me just say this house is looking frikkin’ aspirational to me. Par-tay at my place! I’ll bring the Ore Ida products!
Found by: Heidi

Loveliest comment, by mouseanon: Heh…there is nearly identical unit…one house number and a block away…listed at $220,000. You can see what it is supposed to be on that one. This one looks like a flipper got the demolition part done and then was caught in a tuna net…

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