

Included: washer, dryer, a whole lot of plastic sheeting… sorry, sorry. But I’m a little wiggy right now, having just spent far too long looking through episodes of Twin Peaks trying to find an good shot of Laura Palmer’s house — for yea, this is what you have before you — to put up. And I failed. Here’s the best I could find:

It’s Laura’s dad, being all grrrr at the brooding James Hurley, and I’m not even certain it’s the same house, although the listing says “This is truly a remarkable historical estate chosen to air as Laura Palmers home on Twin Peaks,” like that’s a good thing. Sorry, but there’s only so much time (just about 45 minutes, as it turns out) that I can spend watching Twin Peaks in the middle of the day, especially since my small children keep wandering in and I don’t really think seeing pretty, pale, red-lipped, black-haired teenage girls being killed is appropriate for children, is it? No, it is not, Disney’s Snow White notwithstanding.
Instead, I offer you this. Back when Twin Peaks was first on TV, one of my housemates worked for Jolene Unsoeld (all non-Washingtonians may now go “huh?” and move on to photos of kittens in odd situations). It seems that around the office, the staff nickname for Congresswoman Unsoeld was “The Log Lady,” because of a) her environmental stand, and b) a slight physical resemblance. “But don’t tell anyone!” said my roommate, “we don’t want her opponents to use it in the next campaign!”
Ladies and gentlemen, I kept that secret for twenty years. I told nobody. But now I tell everyone. And nobody cares, and most people don’t even know what the hell I’m talking about. But I feel SO MUCH BETTER for getting that out.
Thank you for listening.


Found by: Magnoire
Loveliest comment, by mudslicker: Someone must have bought stock in railing spindles. Make the vertical lines stop!
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