Aug. 28, 2008

Josh sent me this listing, because of the condition of the house. Yeah, sure, there’s a photo that shows nothing but a crammed closet. And yes, the bathroom is astoundingly cluttered and it would’ve only taken three seconds to clear the counter and take a good photo.
But I forgive them everything, because they have had the excellent idea to put a foosball table in the kitchen. I shall copy them. I’ll have to toss my table away to make room, but I don’t care. Foosball! In the kitchen! Brilliant!
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Aug. 28, 2008
Mary the Nebraska Realtor found this house. The listing is one of those “slowly growing dread” ones. It starts out with a cute-as-a-button bungalow, then the interiors become more and more trashed, and finally we end up in the basement where — if I’m seeing this correctly — a bulging Hellmouth is about to open and bring forth the end of the world. Tra la la.
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