Lovely Listing

Aug. 29, 2008

Seth found this happy dog. For just $16,900,000 it isn’t really worth getting Rex out of the pool, is it? I know my cat required a deposit of 18 mil before he’d stop scratching the sofa.

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  • Aug. 29, 2008

    Look, I have small children myself. I know how annoying they can be. But really — and you might want to check your county’s laws about this, but I’m pretty certain it’s true nationally — you’re not allowed to keep them at the bottom of a mine shaft.

    Found by Teresa.

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  • Aug. 29, 2008

    These charming pots were found by Roy. “Big pots, little pots, flying pots,” he says. “Pots on parade.”

    Pots!


    (I really do sort of like the pots. I do not know why.)

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  • Aug. 29, 2008

    No need to mop! Let our amazing new basement technology clean itself! Rinses automatically. Over and over and over again.

    Thanks to Paula for this basement with a babbling brook. (Is that seaweed on the walls?)

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  • Aug. 28, 2008

    This is where they made pitstops while filming this scene:

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  • Aug. 28, 2008


    Josh sent me this listing, because of the condition of the house. Yeah, sure, there’s a photo that shows nothing but a crammed closet. And yes, the bathroom is astoundingly cluttered and it would’ve only taken three seconds to clear the counter and take a good photo.

    But I forgive them everything, because they have had the excellent idea to put a foosball table in the kitchen. I shall copy them. I’ll have to toss my table away to make room, but I don’t care. Foosball! In the kitchen! Brilliant!

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  • Aug. 28, 2008

    Mary the Nebraska Realtor found this house. The listing is one of those “slowly growing dread” ones. It starts out with a cute-as-a-button bungalow, then the interiors become more and more trashed, and finally we end up in the basement where — if I’m seeing this correctly — a bulging Hellmouth is about to open and bring forth the end of the world. Tra la la.

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