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Grippy Grippy Grippy

Nov. 16, 2011

funny real estate - Grippy Grippy Grippy

If you fall down in the shower even once you know you’ll do whatever it takes to make sure it never happens again.

Found by: Unknown

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No Splashing!

Nov. 9, 2011

funny real estate - No Splashing!

I’m all about combining different uses in one room but I’ve never seen a combination library/bathroom. I’m a big bathtub reader myself. I’ve never been one for reading on the toilet but to each his own.

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An Intimate Look at Bath Farts

May. 27, 2011

By: Not Sara, Sorry

funny real estate - An Intimate Look at Bath Farts

When I’m in there it’s like going to the aquarium to see the beluga whales in the underwater tanks.

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50 cups kosher salt, 50 gallons water, 3 cups black peppercorns…

Nov. 25, 2009

Bath Fail

I’ve been brining the turkey for seven weeks. Think it’s done yet?

Found By: Patricia

Actually I’m going to be doing my turkey in a Crock Pot this year, because I am insane.

Loveliest comment, just because it made my Thanksgiving dinner better, even though it’s a bit gross out of context, and even in context really, by Denita TwoDragons: You could probably finish it in the oven for the last half-hour so the skin gets crisped up.

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Oh, just leave them to soak.

Aug. 2, 2009

(I lived in NYC for seven freaking years and I never saw the famous Kitchen Tub. I don’t know what I was doing wrong.)

So you might think showing that the tub is in the kitchen wouldn’t really be a selling point. But no! The real estate agent has actually shown great restraint in this listing Cory found (click here for the photos). “Claw tub in kitchen,” the listing sez… “and toilet in public hallway.” Just think of the photo they could have used. Or don’t, if you’re the sensitive type. Anyway, here’s to you, real estate agent with restraint!

Rental; $1,995 a month.
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