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By: Not Sara, Sorry
As if my creaky old building isn’t bad enough, someone had to go and build a dollhouse of an even creakier older building. There be tiny ghosts here!
Found by: Unknown
Via: www.themarysue.com
Your challenge: design a three-course meal that matches — in achromaticity, dysthymiality, and dismality — this kitchen.
On your mark… get set… oh, why go on. Sigh. It’ll all just get eaten anyway. Or worse yet, not eaten.
*sticks head in oven*
*waits a very long time*
*realizes the oven is electric*
*has a nice lie-down on the kitchen floor instead*
Found by: me
Loveliest comment, by Anodean:
Appetizer: Store-brand cream soup prepared with water, oyster cracker garnish.
Entree: Ground liver patty, instant potatoes with canned gravy, turnip-parsnip medley with margarine, one black olive garnish.
Desert: Blancmange, rock candy garnish.
Coffee, tea, or milk. (No lemon.)
All served on whiteware, with appropriate paper doilies.
Happy Groundhog’s Day! You’re going to be eating breakfast RIGHT HERE every day of your life for years on end! Wait, wait — why are you crying? Please don’t cry. Shush, shush, don’t cry. It’s okay. Sorry about the microwave not working, by the way, but we couldn’t find an outlet. Awwww.
Found By: JP
Loveliest comment, by Blandwagon: I like the fact that you can slide your dinner-for-one out of the microwave and into position for eating without even getting out of your chair. So handy when your crippling depression makes moving about impossible!
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