You know, it’s just generally a nice-ish place. I think. It looks kind of, big? I think it’s white? Your guess is as good as mine.

Found by:

marlowharris

Via: www.windermere.com

If you stare at it long enough it starts to pulsate. Eventually your body is filled with a warm sense of love, contentment, and unity with the universe. All questions become answerable: What is my purpose? How do I live a good life? “Why rent when this is affordable!!”

Or is that just me? The listing doesn’t say.

Found by: unknown

Loveliest comment, by Adam Eli Clem:

I think it’s a crappy photo of one of these windows, installed in the front door:

http://marketplace.veer.com/images/1940039_gothic-window

That, or a crappy photo of the eye of a Visitor, as seen through the window in the front door:

http://www.thelivingmoon.com/49ufo_files/03files2/KGB_Project_ISIS_01.html

Yesterday’s attempt at finding a few minutes of peace and quiet failed, resulting in me being covered in glitter glue and googly eyes.

If you need me today, I’ll be in the silo. please don’t tell my kids

Found By: Nick

(in which I reuse old posts for educational purposes)

1. Flush the toilet.

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2. Put your pants back on before taking the photo.

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3. Clean up if the house isn’t in good shape. Vaseline on the lens is not the answer.

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4. Look, we presume there’s a toilet. We don’t need to see it.

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5. No, really. “Pants on” is a pretty basic rule when it comes to real estate agents at work.

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6. New toilets don’t cost that much. Maybe you should buy one, if they’re that important to you.

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7. Keep the photos relevant. I’m sure your pets are charming but, unless they transfer, don’t include them in the listing.

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8. How’s this for a compromise: include a photo of the toilet only if it’s not where one might logically expect to find it.

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9. You’re going to keep on using toilet photos, aren’t you? I give up. Is there a support group you could join? Maybe you should start one. You could meet here:

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Thanks for an excellent year, real estate agents! I couldn’t do it without you. And remember…

10. …it never hurts to include a photo of Chair.

Forgot to take your contacts out last night, did you?

Found by: Gabe

Loveliest comment, by Fanboy Wife: No, no, this is really how the house looks. Their interior designer was an Impressionist.

…and here we see the highly pixilated galley of the Space Invader’s mothership. Don’t forget to use the “shoot through the counters” defense! neee neee neee neee neee neee neee neeeee

Submitted By: Andrea F

(Found by Carlos.)

Well, what do you expect when you build your house by a fault line?