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My Bags Are Packed for Norway. I’m in Love.

Aug. 30, 2010

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Click on the link. Do it! CLICK ON THE LINK! For it is glorious. Photos worthy of an Australian listing… and, come to think of it, nary a Crayola shower to be seen, which makes me a little suspicious. Do we really know that this is in Norway? No, we do not, not until my ship comes in and I get to start doing field visits.

Do you think it’s all in excellent condition, or does the wallpaper smell of cigarette smoke? Oh I don’t care, I’m moving in immediately.

But wait. I just read the listing. My Norwegian is a bit rusty, so I used one of those webpage translatey thingies. According to it, the basement contains “Gang, laundry / boiler room, wc, storage rooms, barns, and snekkerbod vedbod.” Is that good? That doesn’t sound good. A street gang boiling laundry in a barn in the basement is bad enough, but throw in a snekkerbod vedbod and I’m pretty certain my mortgage company isn’t going to go along with my Move the Lovely Listing HQ to Norway! plan.

Found by: Ole

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Unusual design choice

Dec. 31, 2009

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Can you believe it? What a freakish thing to do to a bathroom. I can’t believe they thought they could get away with… putting the toilet paper holder all the way over there.

Loveliest comment, by Les: Moral of the story: Just because someone designs and manufactures something doesn’t mean you have to buy it and use it.

Found By: Susan C

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Color Coding Gone Wrong

Sep. 28, 2009

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Enough of the gray! Are you awake yet? I SAID, ARE YOU AWAKE YET?

Man, even the house knows this is Too Much Color. Look in the top photo: it’s shedding the green wallpaper in an attempt to restore some calmness.
Found By: Gina Y

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Anti-Epileptic Kitchen

Sep. 17, 2009

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It’s so practical! This wallpaper will never show dirt. Not because there won’t be any dirt, but because nobody will ever dare look directly at the walls as they’ll afraid even a casual glance will turn them into stone.

Come to think of it — maybe we shouldn’t be looking, either. Let’s stare at the soup tureen instead.


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