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Pretty Patterns

May. 18, 2012

funny real estate - Pretty Patterns


Well if the person who vacuums so neatly comes with the house I’ll take it!

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Land of the Floor People

Mar. 12, 2012

funny real estate - Land of the Floor People


Committing to real furniture is too much pressure. I prefer a landscape of tripping hazards.

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So Unfair

Mar. 8, 2012

funny real estate - So Unfair


It’s a sad day when you realize that there are cats living a more luxurious life than you are.

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Future Bathing!

Feb. 7, 2012

funny real estate - Future Bathing!

Oh my god, with a bathroom like this I wouldn’t need the rest of the house. Just install a pneumatic tube to deliver me food and I’m a happy camper!

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Wake Up and Step on Me!

Jan. 18, 2012

funny real estate - Wake Up and Step on Me!

I’ve always wanted to shut something up by stepping on it. This clock is right up my alley.

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And Stay Out!

Nov. 27, 2011

funny real estate - And Stay Out!

You look better in the yard anyway.

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Where Did I Put the Clippers

Nov. 10, 2011

funny real estate - Where Did I Put the Clippers

The maintenance on these st(h)airs is just a beast! Next time we go with a shag runner.

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