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Public Living

Nov. 30, 2011

funny real estate - Public Living

Privacy is overrated. I’m already tweeting and Facebooking everything I consume and observe, might as well invite the neighbors to watch TV with me.

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Throw Killer Parties! No Neighbors to Complain!

Sep. 29, 2011

By: Fleur Planne

funny real estate - Throw Killer Parties! No Neighbors to Complain!

The sheep may complain about the trampled grass but who cares what sheep think?

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RedRobin

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Darling I Love You But Give Me Park Avenue

Sep. 14, 2011

By: Fleur Planne

funny real estate - Darling I Love You But Give Me Park Avenue

The country, oh how dreary. My heels get wedged in the grass.

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By the Power of Grayskull I Have the Igloo!

Feb. 15, 2011

By: Not Sara, Sorry

funny real estate - By the Power of Grayskull I Have the Igloo!

If She-Ra came from the frigid arctic, I bet she’d have some incredibly chic furs in her closet. I always envied her clothes.

Check out the Brooklyn igloo from all angles in the video:

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Fort Awesome

Dec. 15, 2009

Fort Awesome

How do you not play favorites if you raise your children in a house like this? “Here’s how it’s going to be, kids. Alex: you get the plain old bedroom on the second floor. Bruce: you get the one next door to Alex’s. And Claire, you get the TOTALLY EXCELLENT TURRET TOWER WOOO HOOO but I love you all the same, you know I do.”

Found By: Heather. Click that link to see a family that really, really likes chairs. Not Chairs, but chairs. Man, they have a lot of them. Oh, here, I’ll just grab some photos for you — but trust me, it’s a chairnanza over there:

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Seating for all!

Loveliest comment, by SM: “Oh look, honey, there’s another 10 square feet of unused space!”
“Better get some more chairs.”

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A Man's Home Is His…Oh.

Oct. 22, 2009

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“It could be developed with multi-family, office, retail, etc.” says the listing, and once again I wonder and the narrow view of the real estate agent. “Etc’? How can you type “etc” when you could type AWESOME CASTLE. And then in “exterior features” the only quality mentioned is “in city limits” when it clearly should say IT HAS MERLONS! Come on, how often does a real estate agent get to say “merlons” in a listing? I’ve been writing about real estate for over one thousand posts and this is my first chance.

MERLONS!!

Found By: Allison L

Loveliest comment, by Land of shimp: A moat scaled to this particular castle would probably be best served by sea monkeys. Wouldn’t want to dwarf the joint.

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